That Damn Cat

“ Great chat, cat.”

“ Course not. I’m a BIG & BEAUTIFUL.” “ Trash compactor arent compatible with me.”

She's tossed into holding like luggage at the port.

“ Find the nearest trash compactor & throw yourself into it.”

“ you say that like you arent cowering when big daddy whips out that red blade & spanks ya.”

“ shoulda been more obedient.”

And that gets her a muzzle.

"We could be lizard people...oh wait that's trandoshans. And we're definitely not anorexic Hutts."

"Once you're in holding. Just be glad it's only holding...well, maybe not since it is Friday night, plenty of drunks who can't hold their drink."

"If you have evidence that we lied, please, by all means, present it to the Imperial Senate. In the meantime, I have little time for baseless accusations." Passes you to a trooper. "Take her to holding." "Yes sir" the trooper tucks you order his arm.

snort.