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@ImWatson91 @Docquistador Forever unclean 😂 😂 fuck sake

@Docquistador Have you been to a rave? Can't say I ever saw an orgy at one. It's more like a wild storm of dancers, followed by a calm ocean of people so off their tits on MDMA that they just want to cuddle their friends and look at the pretty lights.

Raves are just open air drug fueled orgies. Do not ever date a current or former rave girl. If she’s ever even been to a rave shes forever unclean.

25: Ian Holloway is shown a yellow card by the referee, alongside a member of Fleetwood's coaching staff. [0-0] #STFC

@TheTacticalBrit What sandwich?

Just seen a geezer downing a pint at 11:30 with a Tesco meal deal sandwich on his head. Birmingham has peaked.

@Joshnorton193 Come to my old dear for the weekend, she didnt do me any toast with my brekkie cos ‘i already have hash browns’. At a bit of a loss with her tbh

Down at my dads for weekend, no little sausages in the beans. He’s going in a care home asap p.s. bean barrier is key

@Official_STFC That's a huuuuge three points! COYR! 🔴⚪🔴⚪ Safe travels back to our brilliant fans as always! 👏👏👏👏👏👏

@RoworthJack Whyd you get nicked jack

Great to see Chris Wood back on the field tonight.

@bensley1979 6 days before i was born!

@TheDaveHerbert @SkySportsPL Ffs come on mate hes 17 😂

MAX DOWMAN RUNS THE LENGTH OF THE PITCH AND WINS IT FOR ARSENAL! 🌟 The youngest-ever Premier League goalscorer!

@leefer3 @Official_STFC 👊🏻 amazing. First game for me was 1999 ( i was 5)

@_still_fighting @Official_STFC 1975 mate First away match 1977

I've been watching @Official_STFC many years Been to most away grounds including all the big boys Arsenal..Liverpool..Spurs etc Was asked if I have ever been scared at a football match Only once West Ham away stood with friends outside the Boleyn Arms at Upton Park.

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@Chris_Stark @1HHornet And pete doherty

Happy Birthday buddy @Chris_Stark !!!

@Chris_Stark @1HHornet You share a birthday with ian holloway..epic

@anon_opin This opinion is so fucking bad its actually good

Drink driving should be something you can pay to do, on a closed circuit with a suitably-prepped car: roll cage, stripped out, a harness, fire suit, and racing helmet. As well as being brilliant fun, the video of your "bloopers" would stop you doing it in public.

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@legit_scumbag I had one beer after 2 1/2 years of sobriety. 72 hours later id shit myself in public and also earnt myself a 6 month jail term. Both embarassing

Gunna be brutally honest I'm stuck on this first step... There's some part of my brain deep down that believes that I could in theory after a year of locking in on sobriety that I could have a couple beers as a treat once every couple months... How do I kill this part of my brain

@Franco__Begbie Heard youve gone all poofy in your old age Franco ya wankstain

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE YE CUNTS. NAE SUBSTITUTE FOR A BOOT TAE FUCKIN BAWS

@meishato @cristalbombaf I mean jeffery dahmer was murdered in prison. So i guess he did have a last meal but it was only the last prison meal he happened to eat before he got killed. Not sticking up for him lol i read a book about him before xmas

i want to point out that Jeffrey Dahmer got a last meal, Ghislaine Maxwell got a therapy puppy, but a 7 year old couldn’t get a glass of water and died in custody due to dehydration. We are completely broken

@KJ_1310 5 a side

genuine question, in what social setting do you wear this jacket when you aren’t a pro footballer being paid to do so?

@Toribabieegirl Damn shes dead

your soulmate is the person you where dating in 2020