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sysengineer

@_sysengineer

I do not give Facebook permission to print anything off my computer

Ohio, USA Katılım Şubat 2021
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sysengineer@_sysengineer·
This is going to be the thread for new features/updates on sharepointlist.com New captcha 🚨
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sysengineer@_sysengineer·
Goddamn I have scrolled to the end of TikTok for this to show up in my fyp
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Jeremy Bresley@JeremyBresley·
@_sysengineer And that come from behind was amazing. Dead last to winning the Derby in under a minute. 😳
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sysengineer@_sysengineer·
Haven’t taken my Zoloft for like 5 days. Probably should because I have been ugly crying about the Kentucky derby. Because what do you mean he won the race next to his brother. They got 1st and 2nd. AND it’s the first woman trainer to ever win the race.
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sysengineer@_sysengineer·
I sent this to my 16yo cousin
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sysengineer@_sysengineer·
I blocked someone on TikTok because their reposts annoyed me lol
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Kia 🧸ྀི@xevekiah·
baby said “you can’t fire me i quit”
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sysengineer@_sysengineer·
I feel like I’m in the newborn trenches again 🥲😒
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Circe@vocalcry·
What’s cool about the fake JPM lawsuit is that it’s a beautiful reminder that AI will never truly replace humans
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN·
Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.
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Douglas A. Boneparth@dougboneparth·
Wife: Do anything interesting today? Me: I watched the internet destroy an innocent women’s life.
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van00sa@van00sa·
Fabricates a lawsuit after getting fired and takes the opportunity to call his own wife a fish head with no cannons You can’t make this shit up
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Champ✨@Ib_ra_himm·
Me: *disables Google home microphone* Me: hey google Google: your microphone is currently disabled Me:
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sysengineer@_sysengineer·
@trifster She came over a couple weeks ago and asked us if we wanted her to take a picture and we told her no, we don’t let others take pictures especially random people. And she still did it anyway and then sent me the pic this morning. Like I’m so pissed
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Bobby Trif@trifster·
@_sysengineer Total boomer mom thinking oh I need to share this moment. Oh the stories I have having twins. People make wildly inappropriate decisions
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sysengineer@_sysengineer·
In what fucking world would you take a picture of your neighbors child in the front yard playing and send it to them and think that’s ok.
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