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Gamble with your Christmas Presents! Happy Holidays!!! Stocking Stuffer: Out now!! github.com/Balatro-Potato…

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I wasn't a fan of episode 1 but god damn this goes hard as fuck. Do I really need to watch this???

@k0smic_k1tty I’m pretty firmly on there myself lmao

@_theAstra yoo hey!! im somewhere on the asexual spectrum myself :3 (been questioning where lately but ya lol)

are there any ace people out there i feel like i haven't seen one in a while

@Ziegler_Dev Making Cryo a weekend only deal is so frustrating. I get you guys wanted to do a sort of Trials of Osiris thing with it, but it just doesn’t work here. You’re just gatekeeping an integral part of the game for half a week. I really hope y’all see the distaste for this decision :(

FYI: Here's the current schedule for Cryo/Ranked. Cryo: Unlocks at 10 AM PT on Friday (first opens on Friday 3/20) Closes at 10 AM PT on Monday (first closes on Monday 3/23) Ranked: Unlocks at 10 AM PT on Saturday (first opens on Saturday 3/21) Closes at 10 AM PT on Tuesday (first closes on Tuesday 3/24) Once again, as we see and learn more we're open to iterating on the schedule in future updates. Good luck you brave souls.

Yo what do you MEAN Zman just outed Duper Trooper what the fuck??? Was not expecting Minecraft anti-P2W drama today 😭😭😭

@LocalBateman He's Thragging his lil Viltrum

@creo_music MINE

alriiight its finally possible to pre-order the very first jerry plushie!!! 🪼🪼🪼 if you want a sleepy lil blobby companion you can get one here: creo-shop.fourthwall.com/products/pre-o… !! please be aware production only starts after pre-order has concluded and takes around 2 months !!

@Ziegler_Dev You guys have been moving at an incredible pace with this game. Insanely impressive work, keep it up! Can't wait for Cryo

Alright everyone we're going a bit rogue here. We have a bit of an experimental feature that's in development we want to test and we'd love for you to help. As of Wednesday morning 3/18 at 10am PT, we'll be enabling a limited time duos queue on Perimeter only to test how the game plays with crews of 2 at a wider scale. Important things to note: -- It will be on Perimeter only for now. -- The test will last about 2 weeks (but we might cut it off early or elongate it depending on what's going on). -- You can only enter duos with a premade group of you and another friend. (no matchmaking solo into duos). -- You will be matched with other duos only. -- You can select "Perimeter - Duo" from the zone select screen to access it. (not the final intended ux flow right now) -- Some things will be a bit jank. Just a note: this is a bit of an experimental feature so we expect to learn some things along the way and make changes to future versions of this. This likely won't be the final implementation of how it would look and flow in the game, but for now it was easiest way for us to get it to you all to help us test. We're excited to run this experiment with you all. Pending what we learn, we're hoping to expand duos as a queue in the future and we wanted to take this first step sooner than later so we could understand how it affects our game better before investing a lot more time in fleshing out the feature. Additionally, this is unlikely to be the last experiment we run, so look forward to more as we continue to evolve Marathon. FOR SCIENCE!

Jeff Kaplan's advice to people who complain about video games they've never played "Shut the f*ck up"

@SkyTheSpaceGirI I'd recognize that dance anywhere

Goodnight everyone Credit to Shotsinii on instagram for this cute video

It's SOOOOOOO good oh my god

overwatch comp has its moments

Think we killed this guy in real life

I don't "buildcraft". I don't "optimize my loadouts". I don't "kit out with my crew". I LOAD into DIRE MARSH with a SPONSORED KIT, and if I get DOWNED before EXFIL, I GIVE UP

Hadjar P3 holy shit. Beat the second seat curse kid!!!

ESPN sources: the Raiders agreed to trade five-time Pro-Bowl DE Maxx Crosby to the Baltimore Ravens in exchange for 2026 and 2027 first-round picks. The trade cannot be processed until next week, but it is in place. And Crosby is expected to be a Raven with two 1s back to Vegas.

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