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@xxtega I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.

finally celebrating something

I’m crying bro 😂😂😂😂

You're not the step mother. You're the mother that stepped up. A Queen I stan.

“your preeq is showing” yessss! that’s why i bought it!😁

I’ve never received a sperm cramp bouquet in my life before. God am I a spoon 😭😭😭

She knew how much I wanted a ps5… if she started saving 1500 everyday then she could have gotten it for me on my birthday Being broke is not even an excuse.. she just hates me!!!

Boy to Boy Only sleep with women that make your life easier. Cant be giving your body to a woman that can't clear your cart.

Body tea 💅

My babe drove us to go see her family today and as we were leaving, her dad rushed to sit in the front seat and my babe did not even say anything. Gave me the ick. She might as well marry her father. I really understand men who want their fathers-in-law dead before marriage.

Good boy no dey pay ooo I know one guy with 476 body counts with 79 abortions. He got married to a billionaire virgin that took him to America. These type of men marry the best women.

I'm careful about my selection of the women I date because standing next to me makes you look 10x richer

I remember one time I stepped out in my past relationship, I was feeling things that I hadn't felt before in my life and I started crying bc I knew it was over for my gf. Person wey Dey fok me with love, another woman dun turn me inside out and I knew it wasn't the last time

As a woman, go for men you can afford. No be love we go chop. Bear-Bear is not cheap to maintain.

You texted me, I told you my phone screen just cracked You then said sorry What am I supposed to use your sorry for??? Another talking stage blockedddd

I need a girl that will buy me an iPhone 17, so other girls will be scared to approach me.

Once women have money, they think everything is money. A man can be broke and unemployed and still be above your level.

This girl doing my laundry just texted me that she likes me 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 God what did I do to deserve this 😭😭😭

A mother bathing her male baby, screams pedophilia.

Behind every successful woman is a man praying for her with his nakedness.

Can a 9-5 girl bag him?