The Augster

how did stu holden get appointed as americas big game announcer straight garbage analysis and a terrible tv voice

@redactedrain i think somebody has been messing with your condoms

The American mind simply cannot comprehend

@candycandytoys its a pleasure to be your acquaintance

@_throboy Dropped a 25 pounder on my big toe yesterday!

stubbed my pinky toe so hard at the gym my white sock is now red

where were you during the E-40 sea world show in the big 26

my stummy hurt

How you like that Philly?

JORDAN WALKER WINS THE 2026 @TMOBILE #HRDERBY!

JORDAN WALKER. HRD CHAMP! ⭐️ He is the first #STLCards player to ever win the Home Run Derby

home run derby was fucking fire so glad they got rid of the quantity over quality approach to the pitches

@_throboy How @throboy thinks giving The Odyssey a half star on Letterboxd is going to feel like

low key pressed that i took the same trade as this dude

Christopher Nolan says he told his son he removed his Oscars from his office while writing ‘THE ODYSSEY’ because they felt “daunting” to look at. His son replied: “But you didn’t win any for writing.” (Source: @BBCWorld)

being happy for england as an american is unfathomable

@Guilty_Glutton its prolly just money laundering tbh

Where does hollywood keep getting 9 figures to repeatedly lose on dogshit spinoffs over and over again

@_throboy Same I’m not a big fan of people with dark skin

They found bulkbogan

one of the gayest things ive ever read

@mimanywigger 😭 i actually despise people of haitian origin

@_throboy Blocked

@RyanPCarmichael he needs to

Shouldn’t this dude be playing 😭😭😭