Timothy

@failtocope I’m not answering your question and please don’t do that.

@_timjongun Who taught you how to write like this? So I can kill them

I am charged by our dual Sovereigns with forthspeaking the next isness: living ends tomorrow post meridian and beyond the Wyttes Fyve. Not death but an uprooting of those affording fremdlaws that let us be—bodies of a sudden for aye out of sight by Worklust and nothinged. Exeunt!

Strangers’ conversations depend upon my eager ingress—enrichment! Never do I interfere. And I ask only, “Do you guys know about Sentridoh? As opposed to Sebadoh? Have you heard ‘Brand New Love’?” Controversially I was shot in the head for this but laughed it off as usual lol.

@poopyschizo One could question how I take receiving notifications of your remarks without first having asked: I would deliberate and respond, “Hmmm… no, I don’t mind.” But we cannot know if worldly facts will everafter conspire to let it be this way.

@koulrophilia Are you listening to the birds because you’d like to take them up on their mating invitations? Just eavesdropping? Are you looking to seize their territory?

I am supposed to be more valuable than all these birds, but hearing them chirp up in the light and trees I can’t quite fathom that.

@mahou_mage You mispronounced propitious

Asked for my opinion on the matter: tabletop position, I bellow like a heifer ready to birth. Then I’m a cause for concern: mother grasps her face in shock and turns to glass. I plunge my head to kiss the hardwood floor. Every tooth shatters: elephants in the negative space.

@akantguray Thank you I’m sorry for being so aggressive you didn’t deserve that

@_timjongun oh didn't saw your tweet buddy sorry open.spotify.com/user/k3rn31p4n…

@akantguray For how long will you keep me waiting?

@akantguray Günaydın. Please send me your Spotify account.

A fox approached me on a leafy walk tonight wearing an opal. As if by instinct, I acted out some quaint gesture and voiced a wreath of cordial sounds. Cocking its head, the trees beside began to sway; a wind chime tinkled. All breath slowed. I knew at once I’d love in autumn.

@AquariusSounds You must have heard the same blaring horns I did. They came in from over the trees. I broke into a transformer on my street and all the houses went dark. The Emissaries burn up in our light but they long to come. Attend. Will you be okay? I am the Hierophant. Will you be well?

Lol I'm not warning you fucks anymore. I'm just going to laugh when you guys go up in flames. You guys were hella warned. You can't say you didn't know. Even god told me he needs hella sacrifices to satisfy my lack of relationships and children. You guys are hella fucked lol.

@qinslie Oh you just want to bite things. You don’t want to feel hunger so you’re gonna take from someone. I trust in belongings and you move to ruin an animal just to gorge on its cells. I am a quokka, I am the raccoon. There are cockroaches in my bathroom. Black mold on the ceiling.

@_timjongun This is really bad. Ice cubes and a corner to think about what you’ve done.

Comparing bodies, Girls poke holes in each other— Frog, how drunk we are! #edtwt

@poopyschizo When do you reckon would have been a better time to be born?

@graveair That’s very sweet of Him. I wonder whether it would count for any less if He found it pleasurable to die. I think of your many Twitter accounts.

@_timjongun Because he dies for you, over and over, for your soul. Why does he care for your soul? Because he believes in you I guess

Believers face only temporary punishment in Judaism, Gehenna lasts 12 months; in Islam, Jahannam is temporary for the faithful. Only Christianity promises eternal punishment for believers who sin, for God cannot be deceived by the love of the wicked.

@failtocope But you don’t have to settle for this. One of the major stipulations for marriage to my sixth husband was that he’d reimburse me retroactively all expenses from each of my dozens of previous relationships and courting attempts, with interest. He’ll be indebted to me for decades.

People complain about the "unpaid labour" of house-work, but rarely about the unpaid labour of spouse-searching; of the sexual labour, of swiping and of messaging. The abolished tradition of arranged marriage once took care of these things.

I’m trying to tell her that discourse is mere contemplation supplied by thoughts from other minds. She insists against it. So I blind her eyes and deafen her ears, teach her Braille. Now she can’t think with subject pronouns and touches my ideas as if actively writing them.

My gorgeous wife desperately needs your money. I am a broke loser whose income simply cannot keep up with her urgent material desire. Looking for a real man to satisfy her at last and leave me thoroughly humiliated. I am cuck nothing. She is so expensive. #findom #paypig