Tom Jones

@JStubbs91 @rioferdy5 😂 pathetic

@rioferdy5 @_tjones_ he's been waiting for this moment since he arrived in the summer 😂😂😂

Ruuuuuud ❤️

@ChressyP @DadTexts2 Amen brother

@DadTexts2 @_tjones_

The unemployed friend at 1:00 on a Wednesday

@ChressyP @daviddownie17 ALKAKINE WATER

@daviddownie17 @_tjones_ 😂😂😂😂 no water tonight!

Stevie rocking up like he’s selling VHS pornos

@JStubbs91 I’m on about the consistency you plonker, not the result

@_tjones_ You still going on about that game 🤣🤣🙈🙈 our worst result of the season and that includes drawing to Luton!

The consistency stinks.

@KathOnReception @LisandrMartinez @ChressyP

👀 @LisandrMartinez to the Stretford End after he’s two-footed Haaland off the pitch 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

@bbctms listening poolside from the south of France, sharing AirPods between us. Some very funny looks over the last 30 mins from the locals #vivalawoakes

@AvantiWestCoast @GWR The WiFi is abysmal so good luck getting that to work. Genuinely embarrassing what you and your colleagues have to put up with

@_tjones_ @GWR Hi Tom, really sorry to hear that 😔 you could ask the onboard team whether it's possible to use our Click & Collect service on your journey - Sam

If we can now stop with the nonsense that Smith should start over Farrell

@ChressyP RUUUUUBY. How much you won Chris? “£4.50”

@Lucas_Coppin @_tjones_

Me when my £2 Free Bet on Constitution Hill returns £2.57:

You are (objectively?) the worst train company in The UK @AvantiWestCoast

@petetong 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

We morn his passing but Celebrate his legacy Maxi get some sleep 🙏🙏

Maxi Jazz R.I.P A poet, a gentleman and a true original who together with @faithless made a handful of tunes that define both club culture and a generation. In a hundred years time if someone asks what all the fuss was about in 1996, just play them Insomnia, job done…

How the fuck do you get on @hotsince82 ‘s pirate ship?

@ChressyP @maxandpaddyline 😂😂😂😂

@maxandpaddyline @_tjones_

'Fancy a brew?' Me -

@Wimbledon the centre court clocks are 3 minutes slow!

@RichBlueSimpson @K33MPD @GranadaReports I was!!

@K33MPD @_tjones_ @GranadaReports Not sure! Not my local news anymore

Miserable sod! They got the bags to the right country didn't they?

@jet2tweets truly special performance today…. After 6 attempts you managed to get our bags to Alicante, but you don’t have a courier who can deliver them to us! Bravo.

@jet2tweets any chance?? Promised that you’d return my call. LOL. What on earth?

Congrats @jet2tweets you’ve just missed flight/opportunity number 5 to get our baggage to Alicante to Manchester! Is anyone from head office going to get in touch?