Tom Brady

@frailstofmind Nowhere close to £60 tbh I paid £115

@_tombrady1 hi how much are you selling for? i’m looking to pay £60 and under :)

Year later, same story

Feels like I’m in the hunger games with no weapons

@connor__swain Good luck with that

I would love nothing more than for gareth southgate to bring the euros home. Come on England.

@connor__swain Only @Sam_32watson can get us out of this mess

7 defeats and 1 draw in saints last 8 premier league games. Including a 9-0 loss. The football is mundane and lacks any spark/creativity. Just looking over our shoulder at the bottom 3 now, 8 points away from the drop isn’t loads in the form we are in. #saintsfc

2-0

Don’t you just hate it when you have a piss and you start shaking your penis to make sure there is no penis juice and you’re there for like 30 seconds but still manage to get piss on your shorts

just tested positive for wanting to slide tackle a goth

why you got your bird in your bio it’s 2020

University students have well and truly been shegged this year

I just did a bad thing

Guys this ain’t no joke, stay woke‼️

Defo the kid who reminded the teacher there was homework to be collected. Certified snitch

valentines day stats: birds necked: 7 birds fingered: 4 missus: fumin dealers contacted: 3 dealers agreed to do tic: 0 bet365 winnings: -£57.55

this mf gordon ramsay is RUTHLESS LMAOOOOO

Why was every school disco DJ like this

Danny Ings when he sees a Premier League back four

“£12 FOR 2 PINTS OF CARLING!?!” twitter.com/Worville/statu…