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in a few years they’ll have air fryers installed in cars

@noodIedoodle @diemoirai i didn’t (i did)

@diemoirai I voted yes

Is it performative to have good handwriting as a man?

@eekkxo @noodIedoodle @diemoirai i will become a better man.

@_turtleduck @noodIedoodle @diemoirai 💔💔💔💔 take anti-fruit-hate pills and suck it up or fail the awesome man trials.

please think of me as a man but like an awesome man

@noodIedoodle @diemoirai i can learn to like it please give me one chance.

@_turtleduck @diemoirai Oh my f#%king god. URE OUT

@noodIedoodle @diemoirai

@_turtleduck @diemoirai 👀

@noodIedoodle @diemoirai ur really not gonna like what i have to say

@diemoirai @_turtleduck No no let's hear her out this could be a valid fruit to dislike

@diemoirai @noodIedoodle NOOO i can learn to like it.

@_turtleduck @noodIedoodle Fake cool guy alert!!!!

@noodIedoodle @diemoirai lol i dont have any allergies but there is a fruit i dont like

@_turtleduck @diemoirai Is that possible ive never met someone allergic to a fruit. Must be smth wrong w u then

a new piercing is sooo calling my name

@diemoirai this is what nettspend sounds like to me minus ed's beautiful voice

Next montage soundtrack youtu.be/b-qASrTFmdc?si…

@noodIedoodle @diemoirai writing this down rn, but what if im allergic to some fruits

@_turtleduck @diemoirai 1. Be punctual awesome men respect ppls time 2. Love all fruits 3. Learn to backflip it really helps

@noodIedoodle @diemoirai wow u guys are so awesome

@diemoirai @_turtleduck Mutual vouch. This guy is my All Might

@noodIedoodle @diemoirai hey awesome man!! could u give me ur top 3 tips and tricks asap?????

@_turtleduck @diemoirai Fellow awesome man here do u need some tips and tricks on how to be awesome

if i had a cat i would keep it on my shoulder like a parrot

i like when ppl talk like this but i cant tell when theyre being mean

i was soooooooo ahead of the curve

armpits are the new feet

@pyonggyang this is so funny u should major in comedy

Im on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 😂

@noodIedoodle wow that’s so sweet and awesome

@_turtleduck Let's be chopped together

can u guys be my friends even tho im chopped