#Tushy
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#Tushy
@_tushyb
Writer ✍️ & Pilates Enthusiast 🤸🏾♀️ “The T. Blanton Effect” EP by Jexelle available NOW on all streaming platforms! 🚀

Now I SWEAR I said BE SAFE in March @druski .. This is the opposite of SAFE but SOOO well done, entertaining and accurate! 😂 Give the makeup team an emmy just like you gave MAGA this hilarious mirror! 🪞🤣😂 SIDENOTE.. since when did the world care so much about what I thought. 4000 likes on a comment in the @theshaderoom .. It’s official, I am now a comment, queen lol #BootzTarot #muvadontmiss #shopbootz bootztarot.com


I tried to quit my job yesterday and they basically rejected my resignation because they don’t have anyone to take my place. How is that MY problem?! And then…my manager (who I adore, let’s not get it twisted) said, “If you stay, I need you to work on your confidence.” Madam, I told you I want to leave. I ain’t working on shit. 🤣😂

Women millennials rarely shy away from saying their real age because they know they look way too good for their ages. The chosen generation.

I switched to Apple Music today, I’m hearing new sounds I never heard when I was using Spotify. The quality difference is insane

50 Cent is 50 years old, but his instagram looks like it's being run by a teenager. The fact that so many black people follow him reminds us why nobody takes our people seriously.

Childless women are going to be a huge problem come retirement when they expect the state to provide everything to them.




No one throws a party at 8am.



the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13-14 is unbreakable

The life of a boomer: - Graduated when a degree guaranteed a job - College tuition cost 6 blueberries - Worked at one company for 30 years - Bought a house at 22 on one income - Wife could stay home & raise the kids - Monthly mortgage cost less than Netflix today - Networking happened at the strip club - “Work hard & you’ll get ahead” was actually true - Promotions meant life changing money & not just a pizza party - Passed on their generational trauma to their kids - Rode a historic bull market into retirement with a fat pension - Sold their house for 30x what they paid - Enjoy their social security checks while the fund runs out of money - Tell their kids to stop buying lattes





