susie carmichael

Photo dump of me and my fav human

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

I feel like rewatching the sopranos

idk who made this decision but be prepared to give them a raise

I FUCKIN LOVE MIA DAD ON #unexpected

I feel like people complementing my skinniness after the baby is… misplaced. Because I liked my size before 😒

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

not her knowing the dance too omfg iconic😭🥹

Bro to bro, Watch and learn about the process of female orgasm.

num dia vc ta assistindo esse filme e de repente boom vc tem mesmo 30 anos

No baby he’s included

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I just hope my baby knows that I’m his mom

I can’t wait to see the mummy

Cody Roberts filmed himself chasing a 9-month old female wolf on a snowmobile, laughing at her terror & exhaustion, repeatedly hitting her. He duct-taped her mouth, brought her to a bar. For hours, people took photos as she bled to death. Then he shot her. 2 yrs probation.

Just finished season 2… Yall got any more of those episodes @paradiseonhulu

WHY WAS HE RUNNING LIKE THAT LMFAOOOOO #ParadiseHulu

whatever happened those last 3 years didn’t happen 😭

Imagine uma série que começa sendo um mistério de assassinato, depois se revela ser uma trama sobre o fim do mundo e agora descobrimos que na verdade é uma história de Sci-Fi sobre multiverso e viagem no tempo. Quem não assiste isso é doido.

Love when we know it's us 😭😭😭

we prefer the term… sexually vibrant ➗