kurtis

@NickZablocki .400 batting average would get me to the hall of fame.

@domleone97 He gets away with so much man…. End of the day thats a grown man! And i will treat him accordingly.

@JoeMetti @ringer Theyre not gonna get the click from me sorry.

Is Jalen Green the next Bradley Beal? Whose career paths will Cade Cunningham and Evan Mobley follow? We ran the numbers to come up with five offensive comps for every notable (qualifying) rookie this season. @zachkram: theringer.com/nba/2022/3/15/…

@ringer @JoeMetti

@ringer All while contemplating whether jalen green is the next bradley beal🥺🥺

@ZiceyBraumseil Perfectly fine. Im spinning the original series back right now.

Love how 800 million people watched squid games because teenagers in California said so, but I cant find a person within 50 miles to talk with about the Dexter reboot on Showtime.

Couple next to me at the bar: “Theres a reason nobody wants to go on vacation with you — because the entire room shakes when you snore.” Just seperate already.

@TheSharpPlays @mikejess216 I started following you at apoint where poison was swinging hard and missing at BIG CHALK. I never faded, but there were some serious dogs along the way

@mikejess216 @_urtis Mr Freeze was one such guy and angle. He would be ice cold and then 50/50 for a long stretch. Made it tough to follow and fade. Whereas Poison has his moments...like being good in NFL...but otherwise he is a consistent disaster.

🥵🥶Doing that hot and cold bettor report is a clear winner given the interest (scroll back a few tweets to see what I am talking about). I will cover the content on Twitter starting this week. We'll see how it goes and hopefully have some fun with it! #GamblingTwitter🤙🍀

@mikejess216 @TheSharpPlays Maybe so, but anyone who was fading mr poison in his “prime” was WAY up

@TheSharpPlays A hot and cold bettor is the worst possible way to make money. Great for entertainment however.

Phil Root was only 20 when he took Gold at the Belle Isle half marathon.

Don’t EAT the orange garnish if you order a blue moon. Squeeze it in the beer. Discard it. But for the love of God — dont eat it.

@biscuitandgracy Never in my life :-)

Cant believe im at a stage in my life where im strongly considering adopting a rabbit. For companionship.

If he is sitting at the corner of the bar babysitting a beer not talking to nobody — that is the bartenders boyfriend bro. Tread lightly.

That’s Olivia “Hits Only” Rodrigo to you.

When a store has a rewards program but they dont pressure you to sign up while checking out > loving and being loved.

J Cole really is rapping like the rent due on this new jawn