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Inspected this terrace duplex at New Road Ada George yesteday. At 80% completion Can't wait to show you guys the finished masterpiece. Full tour coming soon at 100%.

Served Ekpang at “The Royal wedding” today 🥳🥳

If e pass go power wash hand comot. -Pontius Pilate

Smash nne

@EhisOjeks 🤣🤣🤣

I no join una dey tweet for fun or passion oo, just making it clear I dey wear suit and tie before I start to tweet. Na my current 9-5 abeg

@iamdvgon Bloody fool

You are a retard.

@AbelAkpotu E go tey before your turn go reach. I don tie this one keep

@_vheencent I go dey clap for others until e reach my turn

I meet one freak this year. She do things to my nipple I no believe dey in existence

I almost used 34,800 Nigerian Tinubu Naira to buy 2 parfait from that popular brand. It was when I wanted to pay that it dawned on me… 17k for 1 parfait that I will still be hungry afterwards? Ahhhh! Thank you Jesus for saving me from the arrows that fly by day!

@Plaxas1 Take am play

@_vheencent Na Agent fee you carry go club so

Hype man say a shoulder to cry on , Go soon turn big gbola to ride on

@flames_collins @MekaWrights Wait wetin dey sup for abattoir

15% remaining, na imagination i go use enter abattoir this night

When last you chop

Nigeria hired Israeli Mossad agents to kidnap a former minister off the streets of London. Two men grabbed him outside his house and threw him into a van. They drugged him unconscious and locked him inside a wooden crate. They put a doctor inside the crate with him. His only job was to keep the man alive during the flight back to Nigeria. The crate was labelled diplomatic baggage and loaded onto a Nigeria Airways plane at Stansted Airport. A British customs officer smelled something strange coming from the crate. He opened it. Found the minister unconscious with a doctor sitting next to him holding a syringe. Nigeria denied everything. Israel denied everything. The UK broke off diplomatic relations with Nigeria for two years. The man who ordered it became Nigeria’s president the following year. 💀🇳🇬

*walks into the pharmacy and stares the cashier dead in the eyes* i want 5 condoms

Open WhatsApp View status, hiss Close WhatsApp Enter twitter

@AmbroseXchange @UncleOsas_ Wow you reach Igbo Etche

Somewhere in Obia Akpor, Port Harcourt.

I went to play football this morning. Got to our usual spot and met a brand new gate and fresh fences. Locked. I asked people around what happened. They said the man who owns the building beside the land bought it. Not to build anything. Just to stop our noise. Also because some of the guys play in boxers and he doesn't want his daughters seeing them. I stood there. "You mean this man bought land worth 100 million plus… because of disturbance?" They said he has nothing to do with it, according to him. He just bought it to shut us down. I picked up my boot quietly. And started walking home. Whoever you are, Na money you get. You no be God.

As long as say you dey alive, you don die.

Almost teared up when she started triple flipping….. Great content 🥹❤️