Darryl White

Web font related tips, ordered by difficulty, using animal emojis. 🤪

@__sxzhr I bet the description is like “safe and cosy house in a superb neighbourhood”

Just saw a house on rightmove and there were bars on the windows 😐

For Brexiteers wondering why Ireland doesn't have the same #brexitfoodshortages as Britain.... here's a little explainer.

As the planet burns… Remember we just slashed trade with the huge trading bloc on our doorstep to replace it with countries thousands of miles away

@OOCCouchGags For an evening or a week there's no place like the mall; food fun and fashion, the mall has it all.

Gun to your head, name an iconic Homer quote that isn't "D"oh " Or "Woo-Hoo " do you survive?

Instead of making offenders wear high viz jackets in chain gangs, how about helping them get a real job instead? In my shops we employ lots of ex offenders and they wear a shirt and tie. Same people, different approach, a much better outcome.

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

@jamesseanwright This is just enough time for England to be complacent 🌚

@jamesseanwright Yes! Can I be your Barney Gumble?

@jamesseanwright BWWAAARRRRRKKKKK 🐓🐓🐓🐓

@__sxzhr Stare at a light bulb 👀

The seasonal affective disorder is creeping up on me I can feel it

@jamesseanwright @deno_land In that 1 commit.

@jamesseanwright Can you do 'Sunshine Of Your Love', but do the Hendrix cover because he does it better, thanks.

@jamesseanwright Less of your face and more guitar please 👏☺️

@_ChrisGreg This is twitter mate

Not sure I want to receive self isolation tips from LinkedIn but thanks anyway I guess

@_ChrisGreg It's because they're the real nerds, not the fake ones we are.

I've been working from home for almost one day and I'm already bored. Don't know how remote devs do it honestly.

@jamesseanwright Your dad is still alive right? 👀

@shabbirnaqvi14 @jamesseanwright No no, Shabbir. James is congratulating himself 😉

@tochwill 'trip the boy in the puddle' 😈

@_ChrisGreg I read this as 'girls are underrated'. You ok hun? 🤣

Hot take: Girls Aloud are underrated