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@primevideosport I don't think this is accurate, I thought auba had a 29 goal season under Mikel?

Viktor Gyökeres is now Arsenal's top scorer in a single season (all comps) during the Mikel Arteta era 🔴📊👏

@Matt_Pinner Godzilla

Apparently if you’re right-brained you see a rabbit, if you’re left-brained you see a turtle. What do you see? 🤔

@Ajoey_kz Petrol 👀

Wet sand after rain falls Or the air before rain falls

peak software engineers posture.

@Mz36_afc Arteta is putting timber in that inside position, idk why

In 2018, I lost my job in Lagos. Hid it from family for 4 months. Every morning, dressed up, carried a laptop bag, and left the house like normal. Sat in a buka in Yaba with free Wi-Fi applying endlessly. One day, my dad called me aside. “I know you lost your job.” I froze. He said, “I didn’t want to shame you. A man feels small when he can’t provide.” Then he gave me ₦20k from pension, with his arthritis bills piling up. “Hold yourself. Don’t tell your mother.” I cried that night. Not for money. But for the quiet love protecting my pride. Two months later, a better job came. Now I pay all his bills. That ₦20k wasn’t cash. It was belief. And belief changes everything. Do you have moments when your parents stood by you?

Been toying with svelte for the past 3 weeks and I'm genuinely convinced that you're 🫵🏾 writing react because you were told to.....

Vibe coders after realizing they'll still have to dance on TikTok to market their SaaS.

@iyoushetwt COBOL

name a programming language without using the letter 'a' or 'p'

I never knew that @NotionHQ was this fun to use.

5. Because you're working in a team, you'll see all kinds of characters, so If the conversation isn't work related, you don't need to let people know your opinion, it'll help you down the line, cuz people don't forget. 6. Soft skills are as important as hard/technical skills

Things I realised after getting into corporate tech 1. No one really cares about how it's done, results are your receipt of competence. 2. Solving problems (even though they're non technical) makes you valuable

3. You'll most likely talk about and read other people's code more than you write your own code. 4. Understanding systems independently helps you isolate problems which helps you give intelligent suggestions during brainstorming.

@scrapytweets WE NEED MORE OF THIS @m8arteta

Saka in the midfield feels soo weird, he keeps moving like a winger 😂😂😂

Nigeria wins Afcon Arsenal wins Premier League, Champions League and FA cup I need that🙏

Man City drop points Tottenham lost Thomas Frank had an Arsenal cup Chelsea lost Aston Villa drop points Man United draw What a day of football 🤣

First thought when you see this kitchen?

Moving fast doesn't kill anybody; it is coming to a quick stop that does

I was literally writing something about the importance of visual feedback in elevating user experience last week and then I saw the Confetti feature on WhatsApp. @Meta hire me, I'm ahead of the curve