Johnny™️⚒

@LBLFC_ @harleyrefc

See Geordie Josh has taken Gordon leaving well

@R_MFC_1885 @Priccey_ @Kira2197907020 I’d start selling your brass of a mother on the street to pay up 💰

@Priccey_ @Kira2197907020 Bookmark the tweet we’ll come back to it next may

Not even saying it cos it’s West Ham but their fans must live in delulu land. The players they think they should sign or the team they should line up with next season is fucking mental. They think they’re coming down and walking the league 🤣🤣🤣🤣

.@MillwallFC Fiveguys in Westfield. Bring your boys. Timings tbc.

@ConnorWHU_ Bournemouth away.

There's about 15 things you could say this about. Bottling a 2-0 lead to Chelsea. Conceding a 95th minute equaliser to Man United. Newcastle game. Terrible officiating against Brentford and Arsenal. Conceding a 91st minute equaliser against Brighton. Paqueta being our starting striker for half the season. It doesn't matter at this point.

@AmpikaPickston1 West Ham relegated and the old pervert owner who’s spent years asset-stripping the club has his girlfriend — young enough to think Upton Park is a vape flavour — stood on the badge talking about “rebuilds” and “only way is up”. PISS OFF OUT OUR CLUB #SullivanOut

@AmpikaPickston1 You’re pervy little boyfriend is going down for noncing you slapper

@AmpikaPickston1 Just fuck off

Time to re-set , restructure and rebuild . Only way is UP ⬆️.

@WestHam_Central Whenever someone mentions Prague…means their looking back on it, defo leaving .

Bowen Instagram post today... Wow...this reads like someone who wishes he didn't say all that stuff the other day to the cameras in the heat of emotion and now looks like someone who's off... How do you see it? I'm worried now.

Relegation pros and cons

REPOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS POST, SO THAT DIRTY LITTLE WEASEL SEES IT ⚒️

@harleyrefc I remember those sweet European days

I wrote the season off on Monday. 5 points dropped after 90 mins in 3 games, for me Europe had gone. I haven’t checked the table all week until today I had a Quick Look to see we are still 3 points off 8th. Suddenly hope returns fucking come on Everton these r shite

Commentators on this Liverpool game are fucking shit sound dull as fuck

Mavro.

Good night

Typical West Ham. Bowen weaves in & out of 5 players, gives to paqueta and he loses it. Hes absolutely shite

AHHHHH WELBECK YA FUCKING NONCEEEE

Kilman you fucking mong

@_ROUNDTHEBEND__ My mum bought my cousin that screwfix beanie. Didn’t bat an eyelid at it. Actually a decent present if you’re a tradie. ROBERRY!!!! TUNNEL TICKET TOUR ROBBED A GIFT VOUCHER FOR TUNNELS ARE YA MAD #recount

@_ROUNDTHEBEND__ HULK SHOWER GEL ROBBED AHHHH

The final

Group A (top 2 go through)

@_ROUNDTHEBEND__ Not mine but always gets a chuckle.

Merry Christmas you filthy animals. The RTB Shit Christmas Presents Awards 2025 are officially OPEN. Show me the absolute fucking shite Santa (your nan) has dumped under your tree 🎅🎁🎄