WooDio

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WooDio

@_woodio_

I spread the gospel of Cars 4. I’m currently taking a shit and I have an IQ of 4.

Itchy/Balls, 79 y/o Katılım Aralık 2021

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WooDio@_woodio_·3 Oca

I'm reading the manga and holy shit this is so bad it's good Female MC gets kidnapped, Male MC is a retard who finds the kidnappers, but he doesn't call the cops he tries to solo the kidnappers. Then the Male MC gets shot and the Female MC shoots 3 kidnappers as the cops watch.

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Evelyn┃The Dikuo Star 🏳️‍⚧️🇷🇴🩵🔶️🐴@evelynccentric·2d

You a sick fuck for what you did there yo

Vanilla Ice@vanillaice

Trip to Egypt

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WooDio@_woodio_·15h

Nigga

NewsWire@NewsWire_US

Trump: Last thing we need right now is a war.

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Ain't no way

NewsWire@NewsWire_US

Trump Has Now Fallen Asleep on Camera More Times Than Biden

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KinglyPancakes@KinglyPancakes·5d

“I wasn’t even given a real name, only a purpose”

Actual Names@ActualNames1

John Football United States, Census, 1850

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Actual Names@ActualNames1·3 May

John Football United States, Census, 1850

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MaineJumbo🌲🦞@MassJumbo·8 May

How it feels to tell modern “Canvas hack ruined my final” kids that back in my day an old fashioned bomb threat ruined mine

kicole nidman@ferald_gord

students trying to use canvas on may 7, 2026 (colorized)

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DiscussingFish@DiscussingFish·7 May

'MINIONS & MONSTERS' will reportedly be Rated R, and will feature segments set in the 1940's. "We're showing Everything." (Source: @Illumination)

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KFC@kfc·7 May

still raw dogging your tenders?

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WooDio@_woodio_·8 May

What the fuck

Basil🧡@LinkofSunshine

This might be the funniest poll of all time lol He is 80. The dickriding is unreal

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KFC@KFC_ES·7 May

Everyone 👥 get in the car 🚗 we're leaving this town 🏙️ WHAT THE! IMPOSSIBLE! 🤨 THIS ISN'T THE CAR ⁉️⁉️ OHH! NOO! HERMIT PURPLE! 💜 OHH!🚗🟪🌿

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THERUSSIANBADGER@DARUSSIANBADGER·7 May

consulted the giant yakuza crab for his wisdom and he told me to rack up gambling debt until the tozawa clan smashes my kneecaps with cinderblocks

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WDAS@fungerman1145·6 May

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Chubbyemu@chubbyemu·5 May

🕯️ Grimmi 🕯️Streamer and Vtuber and Spooky@GrimmiVT

We drank this and opened it after.

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Banic@BanicAttack·3 May

LOLLLLLLL

itz_Andrei@helloitsAndrei

these invincible gifs just sync with anything

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X Force 137@137Force·4 May

dude

itz_Andrei@helloitsAndrei

these invincible gifs just sync with anything

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Not Theo@NotTheo_Ch·4 May

@USS_Kearsarge_ J: Hammond, where is the Taihou car?? H: i already crashed it mate... J: Hammond you sodding basket case!

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Dexerto@Dexerto·4 May

Richard Hammond surprised fans by posting a video driving an anime girl styled Porsche GT3 RS

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WooDio@_woodio_·4 May

I swear to God I just saw what might've been a video game ad with a pregnant woman and her belly was glowing green for some reason I swiped off of it before I could get a good look at it, but I swear she had a glowing green belly and I don't know why

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