Michael🧸

One guy, Four hairstyles…

Are there people who genuinely enjoy staying home all day, like COMPLETELY ALONE without seeing anyone actually exist?

Graduate. Disappear. Start a new life.

Ain't no way God thinks I'm this strong bro.

$20 is the only amount I can send right now"

NO BAD DAYS IN AUGUST.

@Utdbrizzy I might have to sign up for dance classes 🤣

Slow feet don’t eat. Joshua Zirkzee isn’t slowing down this season 🔥

@Lilblackbabies The one I kept reuniting with the other 8 after 18 years

CRAZY: At 25 years old, this mother broke a world record by giving birth to nine babies at once. Against all odds, all survived.

@Emarged Like it’s so obvious that he has aged a lot

Dread it, run from it, age will arrive all the same.

@Guffawvds “I heard what was going on but I just couldn’t believe it” “I can see it but I still don’t believe it” 😭🤣🤣🤣

@ItsDaManAce This is my new goal

How rich I wanna be

@lilcrossingnh You’re acting like they didn’t give you fries😒 Ungrateful

IM SORRY ????

@feyiincapetown Oops

Later,we go talk about men wey Dey wear boxer sleep at night.

@jadehrts I have told my parents If they plan to go overboard They can stay at home It’s my wedding not the worlds last supper

Mon rêve mais c’est Africainement impossible ⚰️

@ManMilk2 Don’t be asking God questions when it happens He has told you now😭

“staying home saves me money” also me:

dear lord, $1m

@otherbarry_ You no rate her ni🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@_ydkmichael she might give you a third chance if you try

I miss my sunshine

this is smooth af

my money is my money, your money is our mo…