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@stusfootyflash Imagine celebrations like that now? And I’m not talking about the fans!

23 years ago today: Super-sub Darius Vassell opens the scoring against Turkey at the Stadium Of Light, after 75 mins of a feisty affair. Cue pandemonium in the stands…

@GavSAFC89 We’ve all got arseholes.

Can I just say after all the shit they have gone and give Anya Chappell thy have only gone and been racist in the stadium to a black lad even tho they have plenty of their own players black. Absolutely thick as shit

@CHPopadom Walking out the ground and hearing stack singing along to pink pony club. Fucking unreal.

You know what’s wound me up more than pulling out of tackles and getting beat, as per? Yer lass is a fucking bike, dancing about in the boozer with her dad’s 2008 home top cropped up.

@Owen98N Is your head upside down?

Best feeling in the world with me dad

@wuds100 You mean Lewis hall allowed him five seconds on the ball at the byline before closing him down

1-1 in the 90th minute of a Derby and Ramsdale leaves his goal like this

@bet365 any chance please??

@bet365help @hope11206 They haven’t!!!

@hope11206 Hi, bets on Joelinton to be booked have now been settled as won. Thanks for your patience.

@bet365help when will you be resettling Joelinton card?

LAMINE YAMAL HSHDGSJSGSYSN😭😭😭😭 x.com/baller_1908/st…

If you ever needed evidence that UEFA is corrupt as fuck, just watch tonight. How did Yamal escape a yellow? My days.

@nufctrust @therealhopey @worflags @NUFC Really? Can’t remember it happening last time round. The roar was unbelievable. Feels like a damp squib now.

@a6_ryg @therealhopey @worflags @NUFC As per article 53 - UEFA match protocol. The walk-on music provided by UEFA must be played from when the players emerge from the tunnel until they have lined up , at which point the CL anthem provided by UEFA must be played - club have no say in this.

It’s Match Day 🏁 Back under the lights at SJP against Barcelona. ⚽️ Kick-off 8pm. 📺Amazon Prime Tonight is huge and we need to be the 12th man from the very first second to the final whistle. Be loud - Sing your hearts out for the lads 🖤🤍#NUFC HWTL - UNITED

@nufctrust @therealhopey @worflags Can we just play the champions league anthem once, for a big roar, instead of 5 times on repeat as they’re walking out the tunnel. Completely flattens the atmosphere!! @NUFC

Recommend you’re in your seats around 15 minutes before kick-off so you don’t miss what the club and @WorFlags have planned 👀 Get in early, be loud, and help set the tone from the very start #NUFC

@DHardy8 @NSpares @CraigHope_DM I think it’s because it’s we can see the potential in Woltemade, not the other two.

@NSpares @CraigHope_DM 100% Woltemade doesn’t deserve the shit he’s getting .. Elanga has little excuse for his poor form but Wissa had no pre season and then a long term injury .. can’t expect him to be 100% right now! Next season will tell a tale not that it is any good to us now!

🚨 A big read on the conundrum that is Nick Woltemade… 🔴 Truth on NUFC future & Bayern links 🇩🇪 The view from Germany 🚙 More VW camper than BMW 3 Series 🗣️ “There should be concern” ❓ What next after Shearer admission? mol.im/a/15603899

@WarBoyNUFC He’s not won a header or got in front of his man since October.

Is it only me who thinks we always start crossing when we take Woltemade out? 😅 #NUFC

@CharIieBennett Let’s move on, after tweeting about it 2 days later. 🙃

Not the same imo. Alan Shearer was a ruthless goal machine of a No.9. Anthony Gordon is a winger being asked to play up front. Woltemade is a £69m striker who needs a lift, not a young academy kid. He will be judged on his goals. PS - Newcastle won 6-1… Let’s move on! #NUFC

@StokeyyG2 At no point was he outside the box, even after the offence, and when he walked away. Just absolutely awful decision making.

Chris Kavanagh gave this as a FREE KICK and with no VAR, the decision stood. These referees without VAR are criminal… 🤣🤣🤣

@SkySportsPL Did he say he’s been at the club in various compacities? 😂 Canny word.

Tim Sherwood reveals whether he'd take the job at Spurs...👀

@FPLMaineRoad We can spend what we want, but if we won’t pay the wages, we’re never going to sign top top players

Newcastle are absolutely shite. Can’t believe the money they’ve spent on some of them players, yet they’ll still blame PSR.

@paarsons Three centre halves against a team with no forwards. It’s little wonder the midfield were overrun. It’s not hard.

Lasted half an hour. That midfield is vile without Bruno. Don’t look like they’ve ever played football together. Just as well there’s Spurs, Villa and Qarabag to go to in the next 10 days🤣

Three centre halves when they haven’t got a centre forward on the pitch and wonder why the midfield is getting overrun. #NUFC

@cjhhhh21 No elite manager will join either. So it’s pointless sacking him. Be on the managerial merry go round for years if we do.

If fans are going to act all high and mighty when we have a good game then don't be surprised when the opposite happens

Amazing the utter shite some people come out with, one good performance and it's "where's all the Howe Out" tweets but put in THAT bottle job and it's "well we played well for 30 minutes, 4-1 flattered them" the 3 promoted sides picked up results there ffs