Patron Saint Of Tits

thinking about the time someone tweeted "what's your least favorite sign" and i responded with this image not realizing they meant astrological sign 🤦🏼‍♀️

literacy AND cooking crisis omg everyone read this right NOW !!!!

@phiafacetious HAPPY BIRTH

you’ve heard of boy slop and girl dinner, now try the Kindergartener’s Delight: a roll of ritz crackers, a pack of fruit snacks, and an apple sauce pouch

it's Pisces season! cry in public! tell your body you love them out loud! breakup with the person who can't be honest about their feelings! alienate people who don't like your art! sit in the shower and wonder why!

Sherlock Holmes was just autism-maxxing

hot queer teaching our narcan awareness class absolutely cackled when i called the bathrooms "gendy nooch" i think i love them

at the queer-friendly gůn range and someone is playing Mad World doing target practice

Does anybody want to build Lego and kiss a little while we watch 80s movies?

@muddaub @caitlin_mmm as a pisces who beefs with aries, i feel offended and affirmed

@caitlin_mmm my personal villains are aries and pisces

it worked and i have an MRI scheduled for valentines day 💖🤪

my room is so pink ft. Frank

trolling the depths of my own tweets to show my doctor and tell her i need an MRI

@powerhouseQueer went and found this tweet so i have a date to give my doctor 🙃

@aGlitterTree baby ain't that your CSF leak?

is gravity fucked up for anyone else?

Got asked if I felt comfortable working in Canva during this interview and I said yes and lied about using it to make posters for work instead of this thing I made once while bored

Can't use that one mate

@hudlion tell us your secrets

@hudlion HIGH ART

person in the stall next to me is pissing so hard i'm worried about their bladder health

Been surviving my 30s on this thought alone.