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내가 한국어로 쓰는 이 글을 전 세계 사람들이 모두 자기 모국어로 읽는다는 말이지? 이건 정말 바벨탑이 무너진 이후 인류 역사상 가장 중요한 사건이야.

트위터에 자동변역 기능이 갑자기 탑재되면서 온 세상은 바벨탑 이전으로 돌아간 것 같다. 전 세계 트위터 유저들이 내가 알아들을 수 있는 말로 수제트윗을 올리니 너무 신기하다.

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여러분... 저 자고 일어나니 됏어요... 정직원 됏어요!!!!!!!!!

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@solitaryhotgirl @bluerain13153 Like father like son 영어로는

@bluerain13153 그 아빠에 그 아들이 간단히 표현되네요. 부전자전. ㅋ

아래 원글 한국어 자동 번역글로 봐도 웃긴가요? 전 영어 원문으로 읽었는데 너무 웃기네요. 그 아빠에 그 아들. ㅋㅋ

"If we don't end war, war will end us." - H.G. Wells, Things to Come - 우리가 전쟁을 끝내지 않으면, 전쟁이 우리를 끝내버릴 것이다.

[Little Johnny Joke] Johnny: Dad, did you go to the same school as me? Dad: Yes, the same school as you, only 35 years ago. Why do you ask? Johnny: Well, Mrs. Johnson said today that she hasn't seen an idiot like me in 35 years.

He who tries to prove there is no hell usually has a personal reason for doing so. 지옥이 없음을 증명하려고 노력하는 사람은 대개 그럴만한 개인적인 이유가 있는 법이다.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, for the same reason. - Mark Twain 정치인과 기저귀는 자주 갈아줘야 한다. 똑같은 이유로

Ignorance is bliss only when it's mine. When the ignorance is someone else's, then it's torture to me. 모르는게 약이다라는 말은 그게 내 경우일때만 해당되는 말이지 다른 사람이 모르는 경우라면 약이 아니라 고문이다.

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that her students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on his birth. She wanted to make sure that they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up etc. So, she asked her class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary called out and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waiving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know, I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long time. She finally gathered her wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well, every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"

If you are kind to people who hate themselves, they will hate you as well. - Florence King 자기자신을 혐오하는 사람들에게 친절하게 대해주면 그들은 당신까지도 혐오할 것

A pastor was chatting with some children about 'being good' and going to Heaven. When he was done, he asked the kids, "Where do you want to go?" "Heaven!" cried Little Suzie. "And what do you have to be to go there?" 'Dead!' cried Little Johnny.

Teacher: "If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?" Little Johnny: "Big hands!"

Teacher: "Great news, we have a test today, come rain or shine." Little Johnny smiles. Teacher: "So what's so funny about it?" Little Johnny: "It's snowing!"

Teacher: "Fred can you find me America on the map please?" Fred: "There it is!" Teacher: "Now, Johnny, who discovered America?" Little Johnny: "Fred did!"

One day Jimmy got home early from school. His elder sister asked, “Why are you home so early?” He answered, “Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class.” She said, “Wow, my brother is a genius. What was the question?” Jimmy replied, “The question was ‘Who threw the trash can at the principal’s head?’”

"Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn response. "Johnny, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?" "It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted Johnny. "I covered it with peanut butter and he woofed it down."