Watermelon.

@Axville The country is red now mate!

LONDON IS RED

@ArsenalRadar Beaky's work is sublime.

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal will reportedly have to wait around an hour after full-time at Selhurst Park for the Premier League trophy presentation on Sunday. It’s understood Crystal Palace chairman Steve Parish wants to use the moment for a long on-pitch presentation event. #cryars

@Palace_Memery I'll go halves on it with you. Share it on alternating matches.

Going to take this out on Klarna

@palacetom99 Fully agree. Sure, the song was funny, but it's getting old and a bit embarrassing to hear now. End of the day, Palace business management past and present are to blame for everything that happened, it would've happened regardless of any letters sent to UEFA. On to the final!

Huge thanks to UEFA for not overturning the decision to put us back in the Europa league. If you did, no way we’d have got to the Semi Final let alone a final. Now stop singing that fucking song and support the boys. #cpfc #uefa

@BobbyManzi Would've loved Wharton's shot to go in, but WE TAKE THOSE!

Great approach play from Palace. Wharton shoots from the edge of the area, Riznyk stops - only as far as Munoz though. His shot from a tight angle takes a deflection and gives Palace a three-goal lead. #CPFC

@ThePalaceWay They got that Brazilian stamina.

Shakhtar's players have energy I haven't seen on a football pitch before. #CPFC

Mint

@badmanafluence I'll pop in and get a sausageroll.

@aWildWatermelon IM GONNA PLAY IT ON MY LUNCH AHHHHH

AHHHHHHH I NEED TO PLAY THIS NOW!!!

@BobbyManzi You've been the main person I've paid attention to for all palace news for the last year. Excited for your new position mate!

After an amazing spell covering Crystal Palace, I will be stepping into a new role at the end of the season. It has been an honour to report on Palace every week during the greatest spell in the club's history. But it is time for a new challenge, one I am extremely excited about. Rest assured, I will still be across Palace — though it will no longer be my sole focus. More on what’s next soon. For now, there remains a big end to the season to come.

@CPFC Yeah, was alright that.

Who enjoyed that?

@Laxing It's just like an apple, right?

As we like to say in Austria: “Gemma!”

Yarrick has generational beef to settle on Armageddon.

Enemies of the Emperor made it all up confirmed. We've never been more back, baby. youtu.be/-N3M9YA8CUI?si…

@CPFC_GEO Fuck it, no point for both teams for wasting all of our time.

The most 0-0 game i’ve ever witnessed and it hasn’t even started yet

@EnglandRugby Classic way to end it, as per.

It ends in defeat in France 🌹 #FRAvENG | #GuinnessM6N

@HLTCO Pep to palace all but confirmed.

You little charmer, you.

@henryswainjourn Reading some of these replies, Henry... These people are allowed to vote and drive cars...it scares me.

All time Premier League table by the way….

@NFFC65 Same with Crystal Palace, both our teams sr. management see the fans as a cow to milk sadly.

On what could be the only European campaign in a generation, the club have opted to try and fleece their own fans at the expense of an empty stadium. Massive kick in the teeth to those loyal Forest fans who are rightly boycotting this fixture. #nffc