Abbys Mad at the Government

When teachers strike the focus is how it's bad for students. When nurses strike the focus is how it's bad for patients. When railroad workers strike the focus is how it's bad for the economy. So who's left out, every time? Workers.

My toxic trait is thinking wild animals would sense my kind spirit and leave me alone.

how’s everyone doing with No Concept of Time November?

the only jobs are: serve drinks to the worst people in the world, excel, advanced excel, outlook, dispensary manager, unemployed (good), unemployed (bad), a trade where you work the worst schedule ever conceived

when i use behooves in a sentence

don’t meet your heroes and don’t look up pictures of podcasters

every gator goes to heaven every monarch goes to hell

hey everyone, does anyone know what the actual fuck?

“It’s not like we don’t love her, but ever since she got pregnant and had to have a baby, all she cares about is gross stuff like diapers, spit up, and milk,” said 10-year-old Kayla Sanders. bit.ly/3KDlcrw

BREAKING: New study shows that beating the shit out of kids with autism makes them want to die, but ‘more rigorous data is needed before we invest in large-scale change’ according to The Reagan Center for Beating the Shit Out of Kids with Autism

white smoke has emerged from the chimney atop north hollywood high school, signaling that leonardo dicaprio has chosen a new girlfriend

I’ve only ever laughed at something Chris Rock said when he was Marty in Madagascar

LATEST: 180,000 people in Jackson will be without safe water for drinking or even brushing their teeth "for an unknown period of time," Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves said in an emergency press briefing tonight. He warns: "DO NOT DRINK THE WATER." mississippifreepress.org/26768/do-not-d…

@andeliabedelia I couldn’t finish it, ended up reading a summary. I actually really liked “What Happened to You” by Dr Perry and Oprah but it has a lot of personal and patient stories that can be triggering 🫤

Mindless indulgences (sex, drugs, food, etc) will not heal the pain you are experiencing. However an iced coffee will

WE GOT A CORN DANCE Y'ALL

I’ll let you know if I think of anything else but tbh i’m so excited for you guys and for anyone else who chooses to pursue meaningful relationships and friendships with their unhoused neighbors 💛💛💛

5. As with any partner, have open discussions around sex and your health. You could both go to a local family planning/reproductive & sexual health clinic for STI testing and have a cute date afterwards to celebrate or something 😌

Everyone’s deserving of love, and you’ll find homeless people often have exceptionally kind hearts 💕 Many I know have been more generous, self aware, and emotionally open than other men that we’d date in a heartbeat if they did that 💐🥺 Go for it! If you’re open to advice: