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Officially not-unethical by church decree

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@XianJaneway In Kansas we have the Arkansas River, Arkansas Street, and Arkansas City all pronounced Ar-kansas

Caesar, NC.

I'm bisexual so the Billy Graham rule means I'm not safe to hang out with anybody

@DeclawedBoy My sister’s bf 😂😂

The last thing my dad said/text to me was that I’m a disappointment, but he would leave my kids in the will. MOTHERF&@KER HAD NO WILL

Lord have mercy

Sister spent an evening breaking into a safe. Contents of the safe: bolts to attach it to a wall

@revdrmgc Yes.

@SouthWest_Reds @RevJacquiLewis Children have no value under capitalism because they’re neither workers nor buyers

When teachers quit by the hundreds of thousands, the problem isn’t teachers. It’s a system that doesn’t value and support their work.

@sterlinggates Summer savory herb. I *need* it for my chicken noodles to taste right though

Learn how to conjugate they/them pronouns. Our GNC kid’s elementary teachers were earnest and loving to them. But golly, “they is doing well” s/v conjugations were a problem 😂

@fakejewishboy My wife’s exhusband and I have the same birthday. We both like lemon cake. I guess she had better make us a big cake 😁

This week’s bulletin typo: Hymn: I want Jesus to walk with men*

@ThunderMuse_ Mr. Thunder Nick Collison

Who do you have in your OKC Thunder Mount Rushmore?

@maegan_lewis All the Rick Riordan presents stuff is good. Especially Tristan Strong

It's so hard to find books for my 9 yo. He's a big reader (well above his grade level), but he's also a sensitive child and we're somewhat picky with what he's allowed to read. Any recommendations that aren't too scary or sad?

@Lauraj222 A section of T/F, “is it scripture?” Include maxims like God helps those who help themselves. Include Muslim, Hindu, etc. stuff, ie “There is no God, but God.” Confusion stuff that reads like Proverbs. And hard Christian scriptures.

@Lauraj222 At the beginning of their studies or at the end?

@GarySmithson9 @JTFlamelily You know nothing of true desperation

@JTFlamelily yup. that sounds like a really true story right there. more like a bad disney movie with just the death in the beginning. i’m so sure that story is true.

TW: As a teen I lost 2 friends to unsafe abortions both were straight A students with big plans for their lives.I discovered 1 of them lying in a pool of blood of as we were supposed to be studying together. She’d drunk a herbal concoction & was haemorrhaging.Later found out 1/2

I left awkwardly and shouted, “Dinner is at 5:30!” on my way out. “I’m making Piña Coladas!”

“We have both been married to the same woman,” was also met with a blank stare.

If run into your wife’s former spouse and their/your (step)kids, and their acquaintances ask “Oh!How you know each other?” You should definitely say, “They are my brother-in-laaaaaaw?” Right? That’s it, right?