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@deys_ivzir Long term masterplan. We want 1 game a week maximum 🫣😂

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Truly amazing. Photographing fans to memorialise their celebrations for him is a genuinely touching, classy gesture.

@UtdDistrict @FabrizioRomano @RBLeipzig What a fucking stupid message. I thought he’d be considering what to have for dinner tonight and just gambling on the rest.

🚨 | Benjamin Šeško is considering multiple things when picking his next club: - His career - His life -European football - Money - The manager he will play under [@FabrizioRomano]

@fozzy_mufc @RedlingMUFC We get carved through because the team isn’t up to standard. Bruno isn’t a 6. We don’t need two 6’s. We need capable 6’s and capable 8’s. Bruno’s output is tremendous compared to most of Europe. Won the ball more than most, created the most chances, most successful key passes etc

@RedlingMUFC I think he's correct on this. Bruno leaves whoever's partnered with him completely on their own far too often and we end up getting absolutely carved through every time we turn the ball over. He's not defensively sound enough or physically robust enough to play in the pivot imo.

“You can’t have Bruno in a midfield two!” You can’t have gravy and grated lard on your chips, cheese and donner meat but it doesn’t stop you does it Saeed?

@carlosjreal Better than being 45 minutes late. Happy Friday.

Getting to the dentist 45 mins early is not a vibe

Had the absolute pleasure of working with @Marvin_Ronsdorf and the @we_at_apollo team all year and capping it off with this piece to celebrate @LewisHamilton's legacy with Mercedes.

@StainyBrasil Bizarre.

🚨🔴 Leny Yoro to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place after first part of medical completed. More tests to follow then he’s ready to sign five year deal valid until June 2029. Lille and Man United have all documents set for deal worth €50m plus several add-ons.

@StainyBrasil @YoungGaruda please

Ask me any footballer and I'll give him a James Milner degree of separation number

Today marks the day Nance finally said Tarantupuss.

@deys_ivzir See the first time round at Leipzig’s Werner and the style of play they played. Wouldn’t be surprised if he actually did a madness with us lol

We’re struggling for goals and someone thinks Timo Werner is the solution LMAOO I am finished.

Best way to stop people being controversial in order to remain relevant? Easy.

@StainyBrasil viva Stainy e suas travessuras loucas de skate e riffs. Posso não ver você neste sábado, mas em breve. ser paciente. enquanto isso, revire os olhos para Riley e seus lindos cabelos. P.S. Riga 2024, aqui vamos nós!

@StainyBrasil I’d already made plans prior to your announcement and have been trying to move them but alas, I shall not be in attendance. StainE forever.

@StainyBrasil Stainy wins every day

@deys_ivzir I think it’s evident that he’s improved significantly the last 6-8 months. Defensively been solid and he offers a lot going forward. If he can continue to improve who says he can’t be a top top player, twitter football? Lol

Even on his best day, Dalot can be a good player, nowhere near elite.

@MENnewsdesk I’m sure for a NEWSPAPER you could at least spend time proof reading what you put out. I can go on your page and find an error at least once or twice a week. Lazy.

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@MENnewsdesk Yet again, superb writing. I’ve had to read that title 4 times to make sense of it.

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@JonnyNaylor That Stellan Skarsgard monologue tho

With every new Star Wars release, I remember that Andor is amazing and unmatched.