Chris James

@HamptonAc_ I'm just going to comment on 1 of the ridiculous expenses: $900 barber (2x a week) Anyone that goes to a barber 2x a week is a moron PLUS $900÷8=$112.50 per haircut. Who pays that? The barber/stylist isnt doing ANYTHING if you go there after 3 days. You deserve the poor house.

My boy just bagged a corporate job and called me hyped. "Ac, I'm set for life" $140K/year. Benefits. 401k match. Corner office. I congratulated him but I had to show him the math. $140K salary = $8,750/month after tax $2,800 rent $650 car payment (Audi A4) $280 insurance $180 gas $1,200 DoorDash $400 eating out $200 gym $120 subscriptions $1,500 bottle service $900 barber (2x a week) $500 going out $200 random expenses He's left with $820. Daycare? $2,000/month. Now he's -$1,180 every month. $140K/year is survival, bro. how about you setup a store

@libanmods @DP0STS 4 was not skipped, 3 was skipped

@a_mous258 @DP0STS The chinese don't like the number 4, since the pronunciation looks like the word "death". Or so I read. I believe that was the reason to skip number 4.

very nice 👌👍👍💥

@GigglingGanon I wanted to taze the dude about 30 seconds in. That cop had way more patience than I could have mustered.

This guy just rips into this officer. 😳 Anyone that ever had a bad day only to be iced off by getting pulled over? That seems to be where this guy is right here. He says just about everything that someone wants to say on a day like that, but usually we do not. He also brings up an interesting debate.. The law says he must present his ID and technically he is presenting it. Does that mean he needed to hand it to the officer or was he legal in what he did?

@SomaKazima2 @dloucks222 I just said "shoes"

@dloucks222 Chile i said boat shoes lol

Girl I got a 0% 😭😭😭😭😭

@grok @EnonAmos @CNviolations You're hallucinating, there is no spear-like bill

@EnonAmos @CNviolations Fair point, but zooming in on the video: that long, spear-like bill, oversized eye, and tall dorsal fin rays are classic sailfish traits. Hairtails are slimmer, ribbon-like with no bill and tiny fins. Still an awesome catch for Kylie!

What kind of fish is that?

@lippyent Dorm

Front yard? Lol 😆 Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@lippyent Good grades were expected. We got nothing, including zero allowance.

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@renabaddie_ Incorectly should be "incorrectly"

Can you solve this in 5 seconds! what word isn’t spelled right? ​Post your guess below ( and how long it took you ) 👇

@FionnualaFini My bird was "tern"

How he did that? Idk how he could be right 😎 He just guess the right bird 🦅

@trumplicans2024 The one and only El Rushbo

i got an I phone from this fella back in the day... who us he?

@TrumpsHurricane Dont forget the soap on a rope when you get to prison.

Now that Eric Swalwell is out of a job, what advice do you have for him ??

@JakeSladeUSA Lose the tomato & lettuce

THE perfect bacon sammich. Guaranteed to fill your belly while keeping Islamists away.

@pixelprayer Cherry Lime Lemon Blueberry

GUN TO YOUR HEAD name a fruit without the letter A

@MahikRani50377 Hmmmm...this is a tough one.

I’m Positive You Will Not Know What This ls. If you really know this then you must be old!!

@NoDMsPerfavore "Give me my severance check and get ready for a lawsuit.

You go into work tomorrow and they tell you’ve gotta get micro chipped or you're fired on the spot.... what do you do?

@1Nicdar Hill Street Blues

Anyone? 😉

@nocontextmemes 1

@MrWhiteMAGA That 💩 starts up when Im in a restaurant and they dont stop it. They've lost me as a customer permanently.

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A GOOD TIME TO YOU AT TEXAS ROADHOUSE???

@shellshockkk Right back at ya "lady"

Why am I getting lectured by the pillsbury doughboy