Avery

@Thomannn @Taaythedino …she's subtweeting me here

@Taaythedino Come on... you'd love to see @a_pH__ in some booty shorts!

Ya'll these men really be wearing shorter shorts than women. I'm so confused

@Thomannn because he was number 1!

@a_pH__ Why do you know this?

May the 4th be with you all

@Thomannn he is Barneveld's treasure

@a_pH__ He will never be forgotten! Whoever he is...

I want to vacation in Barneveld

@RyanOnTweeter didn't know you got your oil changed at a middle school in 2010

Overheard mechanic conversation while getting an oil change: “I wish I had a fever so I’d have an excuse to go home and watch Spongebob” “I wish we could listen to Hollywood Undead at work”

sign on the corner by the middle school says Thompson Rd. what happened to Elm St? much has changed…

unless you are exceptionally ripped there always has been & always will be a high schooler who can beat you in a fight (does not apply to me)

@Thomannn worst tweet I've ever seen

I've had a salad every day for lunch this week... salads that actually contain lettuce. I guess you can say I'm turning a new "leaf"

@Thomannn @rGriffith_ I'll have legal write up the terms & get them over to you asap

@a_pH__ Me and @rGriffith_ accept your challenge

If you know of any tables destroyed by the Bills mafia, send em my way. I will gladly refurbish them so you can break them again another week. RT to spread awareness

@Thomannn Ive been holding it for you but I think your claim has expired. You'll have to play for it again

@a_pH__ You still owe me and Griff that table from New Years a couple years back

@SamCyphert @Taaythedino the foreboding… the suspense… !!!

I stole four sunflowers from the hot yoga parking lot this is my confession give me the maximum sentence. @Taaythedino made me do it

does anyone have audio/video of those ads for Affordable Furniture? you know the ones

@Mitch5263 gets a little more exciting every day

@a_pH__ saw a man with a baby on board sticker use the shoulder as a passing lane. its not good out there.

saw man on motorcycle doing wheelie past one of those "look twice save a life" signs

@GarrettConley_ @Taaythedino @BriefcaseOfMeat invite extended

@a_pH__ @Taaythedino Once I get the invite to your new homestead I’ll teach you how you score more goals than @BriefcaseOfMeat

@GarrettConley_ @Taaythedino don't be modest, Garçon—you taught me everything I know

@a_pH__ @Taaythedino I taught Avery to read back in the day