Abdullah Omeir Khaled Hamoud Mahfoudh Al-Qaissy

2025 ★

@ikulumawasliano Yesu arudi tuu.

@AlexSamoja Naona mzize kaweka mzigo wa maana

Anaandika MALISA GJ. Leo umefanyika mkutano mkuu wa 31 wa wanahisa wa CRDB, katika ukumbi wa AICC Arusha. Katika mkutano huo, CRDB imemtangaza Mwenyekiti wa Makampuni ya Kadoo, Ndugu Deogratius Marandu, kuwa mmoja wa wanahisa wa CRDB waliofikisha zaidi ya asilimia 1 ya uwekezaji. Unajua maana yake? Kwa mujibu wa mtandao wa Stockanalysis.com thamani ya soko (market capitalization) ya CRDB Bank Plc ni trilioni 7.1. Kwahiyo ukimiliki 1% maana yake unamiliki zaidi ya TZS bilioni 71 ya ukwasi wote wa CRDB. Ukumbuke Wanahisa wakubwa wa CRDB ni DANIDA, PSSSF, ZSSF ya Zanzibar, NSSF ya Uganda na NHIF. Ukiachana na makampuni makubwa pamoja na mashirika ya umma, pia kuna wawekezaji binafsi. Kwa wawekezaji binafsi wenye hisa angalau 1% au zaidi ni wawili tu. Wa kwanza ni Dr.Hans Macha na wa pili ni Deo Marandu. Kumbuka ili uweze kumiliki angalau 1% ya hisa za CRDB unatakiwa uwe na mtaji wa bilioni 71. Yani bilioni 71 ambazo hazikupi stress. Ambazo unaweza kununulia hisa na maisha yako mengine yakaendelea. Sio unanunua hisa za laki mbili, kila saa unachungulia portfolio. Yani laki mbili yako unaifanyia doria, network ikisumbua kidogo unapiga simu kwa broker 😂. Anyway, naomba niwatanie kidogo ndugu zangu Wanyakyusa, Wahaya na Wakinga japo sio watani zetu. Wapare nashindwa kuwatania maana huu mjadala ni mkubwa sana kwao. Wao wasubiri msimu wa kuuza tangawizi ukifika tutataniana. Tuanze na Wanyakyusa. Hivi nyie akina Mwaisa mnajisikiaje kuwaona akina Macha na Marandu pale juu? Akina Mwaisoloka, Mwakipesile na Mwambene mko wapi? Au tuwaache mpambane na maparachichi kwanza? 😄 Haya twende Bukoba. Akina Rutashobya, Rutabanzibwa, Rwegasira mko wapi? Au nguvu zote mlipeleka kutafuta PhD mkasahau kutafuta hela? Au mmewekeza kwenye bank za Ulaya na Marekani? 😄 Na nyie akina Sanga, Mwalongo na Mtweve, mbona Kariakoo mmekua wengi kuzidi Wachagga, pesa mnapeleka(ga) wapi? Au zile story kwamba pesa zenu ni za "masharti" ndio maana hazikaagi bank ni kweli? 😂 Tunasikia mnalalia(ga) pesa kwenye magodoro. Eti ni kweli Mkinga anaweza kuwa na Bilioni 1 lakini akapanga chumba cha giza Manzese na akashindia kiporo. Kamwene mnogage 🙆🏽‍♂️

@MalkiaTabasamu NYOKABI

Jina la Huyu nyoka tafadhar

@ikulumawasliano Mama anione aniteue kwakweli 🙌

TAARIFA KWA UMMA

@GenCyberStrike @MarioNawfal You don't get it, FBI put ransoms on anything as long as they want to fool you that someone is a rat.

@MarioNawfal The FBI doesn’t put out $200K rewards for dead ends - this means they believe she’s still in contact with people who can be flipped.

🚨🇺🇸 FBI just dropped quite a reward for former U.S. Counterintelligence Agent Monica Witt. Indicted in 2019 for espionage, including transmitting national defense information to the Iranian government, and she’s been on the run ever since. $200K to the first person who rats her out. Get on it, internet 👀💰

@DaronLees @MarioNawfal Daron Less LMAO 🤣

@MarioNawfal Nice cover story... Now what really happened? 🤔😡

🇺🇸🇲🇦 The U.S. military has recovered the body of 19-year-old Mariyah Collington, the second soldier who went missing in Morocco on May 2. The two were on a hike to watch the sunset when one soldier fell into the ocean. Collington jumped in to save him, was hit by a wave, and both were swept away. Other soldiers tried to reach them but couldn't. Both are now confirmed dead. Source: U.S. Africa Command

@PhetPr49390 @MarioNawfal Which movie?

@MarioNawfal Makes me remember my classmate's story, he had a twin... My classmate was drowning, his twin jumped in and tried to save him but the problem was... both of them didn't know how to swim, a panic move... My friend survived but the twin drowned instead.

@MarioNawfal Every good history written in European's image, do you think that's it?

Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey' just confirmed its Helen of Troy. It's not who anyone expected. Lupita Nyong'o will play Helen and her sister Clytemnestra. Elon's response: “Chris Nolan has lost his integrity. He wants the awards." And honestly, hard to argue with that. Helen of Troy is one of the most specific characters in all of Greek mythology. Homer described her as “fair skinned, blonde, and ‘the face that launched a thousand ships’ because she was so beautiful that men started a war over her.” Nolan has some explaining to do to the Greek poet. Source: Variety

@RevocatusMagum1 Unaweza kwenda jela kwa uzushi

Uwanja huu wa Arusha unaoingiza mashabiki 35,000 unakadiriwa kuwa na thamani ya zaidi ya Bilioni 350. Uwanja wa Yanga unaotajwa kuwa utaingiza mashabiki 30,000 maana yake thamani yake itakuwa zaidi ya Bilioni 250. Hapa ndipo maswali yanaweza kuanzia kwenye hiyo Bilioni 250. Kama milioni 30 tunachanga, Bilioni 250 zote atatoa GSM...? Hapana! Nafikili Yanga wanajenga uwanja Kama Wa Simba tu “Mo Arena” maana hawana ata wa mazoezi. Vinginevyo hii ni Futuhi...Ndio ni Futuhi….

@Sisimizi3 Ai

BREAKING NEWS : DR Sisimizi nimeichangia Yanga milioni 10, ili kuwakomesha TFF na Bodi ya Ligi kwa uonevu wao, makosa akiyafanya Yanga faini kubwa akifanya Simba wanakausha. Nawewe mwananchi endelea kuchangia

@MarioNawfal You're stupid @MarioNawfal

🇮🇷 Iran's president just posted this on X. In Arabic. It's Quran 3:64. A direct address to Jews and Christians: abandon your beliefs, worship Allah alone, or "bear witness that we are Muslims." The timing: the same day Iran's response to the U.S. peace deal was due. Is this a signal Iran has no intention of dealing, or just political theatre for the domestic audience?

@Nnauye_Nape @Wakazi Ndo maana ukaamua kupata goli la mkono? Siku ukija kugombea hichoo kiti cha uraisi nitakufungulia mashtaka kwakuwa Wewe si kiongozi muadilifu. Nitakushtaki NAUYEEEEEEEEH! Mimi nilikuwa naibu Waziri zamani pale zanzibar even tho naishi nje kwa Sasa ila nitakushtakiii.

@A_Qaisyy @Wakazi Ubwege nayo sifa kama sifa zingine mdogo wangu 🤣🤣🤣

So una promote ujinga ama nini?! Kaka, hii tweet yako ni ya kijinga na hapa huo ujinga uliouchagua kuutetea haujakusaidia.

@Nnauye_Nape @Wakazi Nauyeee wewe ni bwege

@Wakazi Unge support ningeshangaa sana, sijashangaa uliyosema una haki ya kufikiri ulivyofikiri, ahsante sana…

@Nnauye_Nape Mkuu, kama mambo hayaendi nipo Tayari kukuuzia Jokka. Nicheki diyem.

@MarioNawfal She's just horny

🇦🇹 The “Human Bell,” by Austrian performance artist Florentina Holzinger. Her project is meant to illustrate humanity’s complicity in collapsing ecosystems, warning of "the flood to come." She is known as one of Europe’s most radical artists.

@Footballtweet Trust me, Women are so stupid. This all was for that woman I really hate women they're so stupid

🇫🇷 Christophe Dugarry does NOT HOLD BACK on Mason Greenwood for his recent performances at Marseille: 🗣️ "I appeal to your pride. This kid was sidelined from the team, he made a serious mistake before Marseille signed him, and the club took a risk by bringing him on board. He might never have played football again. Everyone did everything possible to put him in the best conditions... and he MOCKS EVERYONE, HE'S A WRETCH. You're the leader of this team, everyone depends on you. When you're not there, everyone misses you. And what do you offer in return, what do you offer after all the sacrifices—is this it? YOU'RE A MISERABLE WRETCH, GET OUT OF HERE. There's the money you're going to make the club earn, but nobody's going to shed a tear for you. What he did against Nantes is shameful. He doesn't care about anything, he has no defence, and he should be condemned, BURNT AT THE STAKE. It's an absolute disgrace, he's a miserable wretch." 🤬

@Nnauye_Nape Napeeeee acha maramoja kujipendekeza.

Usifikiri akili itakusaidia kila mahali, kuna wakati hata ujinga unaweza kuwa msaada!

@rose_mayemba Wanawake waovu na wajinga wasiojielewa ni viumbe vilivyolaaniwa, Réjean katika mistari ya biblia utakuta Hilo.

Kwani sisi wanawake ni viumbe vilivyolaaniwa? Kwanini kila kiumbe dhaifu hufananishwa na Mwanamke? Siku nyingine wekeni hata mnyama mbaya please... Mbali na ukweli kwamba Samia katuchafua lakini yuko Netumbo Ndaitwah kule Namibia anatuheshimisha sana.

@Snitt3 @MarioNawfal You talk as if you gotta a piece of d*** in your mouth, you know naturally that's not possible. Talk facts, not shit from you stupid brain.

@A_Qaisyy @MarioNawfal How about muslims fuck off back to the middle east and the christians can come back to Europe? Proper solution right

🇧🇪 Belgium's state broadcaster VRT replaced its live Catholic mass slot with a pre-recorded Islamic religious service. First of two planned mosque broadcasts scheduled for 2026, lobbied in by the Muslim Council of Belgium. Worth noting: VRT's own Director General questioned continuing Christian broadcasts at all back in 2023, using the abuse scandal documentary as the reason. So the sequencing here is: discredit Christianity, clear the slot, fill it with Muslims. European public broadcasters are supposed to reflect their societies. The question is which version of Belgian society VRT thinks it's serving. Source: svtv news