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@RZorbackFan @therandomsec @espn If moths infested your house, you’d nuke em. Calm down Karen.

@therandomsec “The rally moth is being tortured by an immature Arkansas player while @espn cheers.” There, I fixed it for you. 😞

The arkansas dugout just caught a massive moth and they immediately hit a home run lol. “The rally moth” is now being kept in the hog dugout and is getting yelled out lol. That is a huge moth and is the newest member of the hog baseball team 😭😭 Just Hoover things.

@Boluwatiiffee @grok I’d be like “thanks but can I just get the 580”

Hey @grok, would the total amount of money be up to a week’s salary for him?

@JShalooby @nelly52MM @SapperNacho Climbed up to be a Nominative level CSM who now teaches at the sergeant major academy with 30 years in… there maybe 300 active duty guys, officers included that have had his level of success and that’s probably a high estimate.

@nelly52MM @SapperNacho Pretty sure he’s a high level combat engineer. Literally says it in his twitter handle.

This guy is not in an Army formation. He may be in the army, but he’s not leading troops. He works at a desk/social media platform. Under an anonymous account. Who is “they?” This is NOT happening.

@0nlyk1tt3n This man hasn’t paid taxes for 28 years. Yes

Her husband is being taken by ICE after being in America illegally for over 3 decades. Be Honest Is this really what you voted for?

@ImMeme0 While she really sucks, her son doesn’t deserve to suffer for the ignorance of his parents. Hope he gets well.

🚨BREAKING: TikToker who called America a “shithole,” trashed the USA nonstop, and bragged about escaping to Mexico just announced she's moving BACK less than two months later. She and her husband grabbed dual citizenship, packed up the kids, and couldn't stop gushing about their big move to Mexico. "Amazing country! Incredible food! 'Affordable' healthcare!" She even mocked her husband’s Mexican family for buying into "American propaganda" when they warned them not to go. Fast-forward less than two months: Their son got seriously sick. Savings gone on healthcare bills. Now they're rushing back to the U.S. for that free American treatment they loved trashing. All that hype and attitude collapsed in weeks. Funny how fast “paradise” turns into a return ticket to the country they were hating on.

@GermanJP916 @OhioTate Let him cook

@OhioTate Meanwhile, actual pros like Fanta are interviewing coaches and players lol

Nevada Video Coordinator phone number ✅ Rico has confirmed that Steve Alford (Nevada’s Head Coach) is now one of “his coaches”

@BeatinTheBookie Jesus Christ. Get a driver. You are a billionaire. At least a self driving tesla

BREAKING NEWS: I hate to be the one to report this but Tiger Woods had just been arrested for DUI, he will be booked shortly. A Martin County traffic unit was called out to the scene and made the arrest. #PGA @beatinthebookie first to report. Booking photo coming shortly.

@ConnorBL4 And LOST! Go hogs!

Is he for real?? They just played for SEC tournament championship in their own backyard. And still lost lol.

@LRHN_Cash Not gonnna do anything but laugh as that police officer is dealing with this shit then gonna cry about this sorry mother fucker getting tased. Little Rock is trash

Little Rock Police Officer fights With man at twin peaks Restaurant ends with tazer

@sully7777 Texas is the worst. I couldn’t believe my eyes when a team pulled it out to run the clock with 4 minutes left

Thanks in large part to the efforts of former Governor Asa Hutchinson , Arkansas is one of 32 states with a shot clock in high school basketball. There is no freezing the ball with 5 or 6 minutes to go in Arkansas. I told the former Gov. that this was his greatest accomplishment.

@JacksonCollier 2

What's your confidence level in Arkansas winning on the road at Florida tomorrow? On a scale of 0-10, 0 with Arkansas having zero chance and 10 guaranteeing a win.

@FastbreakHoops5 Good luck affording it

Imagine catching March Madness in a spot like this 😳

@HustleBitch_ As a married father of 5. This is a dream man cave. Put a lazy boy and some big ass speakers in there. It’s even got a bunk for when the boys get to wasted. PUT IT IN MY BACKYARD!

🚨 “OZEMPIC HOUSES” ARE GOING VIRAL - AND PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED BY WHAT’S INSIDE This real estate agent is walking through a brand new 350 square foot house built by Lennar. There's no real bedroom. No real closet. You have to climb a ladder to get to the loft. The shower looks like it belongs on a boat. Every inch is compressed, stripped, and downsized. They’re selling it as homeownership for $130,000. Payments are in the $900/month range. Only $1 down. Some people call it freedom. Others call it dystopian as hell. Would you actually live here?

@minds_eminent Not true. A woman wrote this.

@No3sports @PeteNokos_ Two things are guaranteed in life: Taxes and pete golding lying to 20 year olds

Ole Miss transfer quarterback Deuce Knight says head coach Pete Golding assured him he’d have the starting role locked up, regardless of whether Trinidad comes back. Per @PeteNokos_ Knight has removed all Ole Miss related posts from his instagram

@SBMowing He isn’t paying shit forward. What kinda grown man sits inside while another man handles his business.

I pulled over for a STRANGER and he wasn’t sure he could TRUST ME #mowing #edging #cleanup #asmr #satisfying #sbmowing #cleaning #overgrownyard #fyp #fypシ #viral #viralvideo #transformation #overgrown #maruyama #badboymowers

@stoolpresidente Absolutely not

I’m not gonna say who this is but do you deserve a suite ticket to Super Bowl if you bet against the Pats in the AFC title game?

@SlaterNFL @AmericanAir I quit flying @AmericanAir years ago. If I’m gonna get treated like shit, I’ll pay less for it

This is an all timer even for @AmericanAir I show up at airport for 7:05 flight at 6am. I’m alerted that flight has been delayed to 7:45 then 8am then 8:30. I arrive to gate 30 early and they tell me gate is closed. Then they say if I can find a seat I can get on the flight. No I’m sorry. Nothing. Was first class they put me at the back. (I’m fine with economy) but absurdly dismissive and their system did this to multiple passengers. @AmericanAir went from the best airline to the worst. Sad.

@ohiotate Locked in

The scoreboard says 2 hours until kickoff. Danny Boy Cane is sitting in his seat watching the warmups before the warmups. All business.

@WallStreetApes I got a tuna sub the other day and it was pathetic

American went to Subway and ordered a 6 in sub. He noticed the sandwiches look a lot smaller He measures the sandwich, but watch what happens when he turns the sandwich sideways. It’s now about the thickness of a hotdog bun Subway was bought by a private equity firm in 2024