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Such a Brooks orpik 2008 Stanley cup final shift against the red wings @heatdaddy69420 I’m going to piss my bed tonight

A natural 💅

@BrettBeebe Don’t forget the ads you have to x out of in order to read the text!

Business Idea. Hear me out… An online recipe website that doesn’t make me scroll through 10 paragraphs of where they found inspiration for this simple 6 ingredient meal. And it just actually has the ingredients and steps to make it… I will invest

@JoshYohe_PGH They kind of went on a tear with him at the end of that season though 🤷🏼‍♀️

@a_rom21 Kudos to you for the Ric Jackman reference. Ha ha.

I don’t recall the last time I was this certain that the Penguins were going to lose a game. It may have been 2004.

@Real_RobRossi I thought I was the only person who used the term wowza

Nedeljkovic and Ruhwedel just did their best version of Fleury and Scuderi at end of 2009 SCF Game 6. Wowza stuff.

@anniepar94 Omg. I would quit my job on the spot

How am I supposed to leave the house when this is what she looks like when I’m gone

@MakaylaCorinne It took me way too long to figure out what the alternative was

Not me thinking she made a song about mark messier🙃

@jmarshfof Canada Dry bold or gtfo

Canada Dry is just the most elite ginger ale. It’s not even close.

@penguins @MakaylaCorinne

Spoiler alert: Iceburgh is a Swiftie 🎤 ...and it's time for the 2nd period. Game back on.

@DanInPittsburgh @celinatruckstop Honest to god, he is a dead ringer!!!

Piss Jugman is here until 6pm today to teach truckers proper pee disposal. Jugman is "pissed" at all the jugs he's found laying in the parking lot. "Urine trouble" if you don't dispose properly. Kids can get their picture taken with Piss Jugman for only $5 from 4-6pm today

@kristineeeee Tell me more! 🤨

About to try this viral cookie butter latte from Whole Foods 😛

Carbone is far superior

@jmarshfof We hit that too. She used to be a perfect sleeper post-sleep training

Is there a sleep regression at the 2.5 year mark?

@DanInPittsburgh The ankle tat gets me every time

@anniepar94 Did you guys book Nicki?!?

Made an appointment months away for a tattoo instead of just walking into a shop and getting one the same day. I am an adult!!

@DanInPittsburgh @ianmiles Also the middle finger going up before the cop even gets to the car

What’s wrong with people these days?