Chisom 🌼

A trust fund would bang so hard right now

Bumped into this big guy🤭 @Shola_dlb

@Shola_dlb Now we all know

Life so private nobody knew I had Arrhythmia this afternoon… I was so scared for some minutes, thank God I’m fine now.

@tiphe_j An apology is only to soothe the conscience of a wrong doer, that’s why the forgiveness is a gift to yourself.

Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself, not them. But let’s be honest: forgiving someone doesn’t mean you owe them a conversation or a second chance. You can forgive your ex and still keep them blocked. You can forgive that boss and never step foot in that office again. You can forgive those fake friends and still know better than to trust them twice. Peace is not pretending it didn’t happen. Peace is refusing to let it live rent-free in your head forever. Heal at your own pace. Grow on your own terms. And guard that peace like your life depends on it, because honestly? It does. And hey, for your own sake, forgive but don’t forget!

@Shola_dlb I don miss you na why😁

@a_true_villian Ah you remember us today fine girl 🌚🌚

How much money do you consider enough money for you.?

Please, explain to me like a primary school student. What’s the difference between a jail and a prison?

My mutuals are so boring. Y’all didn’t tell me that Big Ayo has been arrested! 😭

@lexi_trades1 Happy birthday Lexi🤗

+1 today 🎂✨

@Shola_dlb @youdeservamara I don’t know what you’re talking about 😑😂

@youdeservamara I’ve one for you @a_true_villian

I like girls who like girls 😍

@Emilash01 Bruhhhh😂

The way algorithm pushes sexual content on X, you’d think it’s being controlled by a lonely horny murfcker.

@thehuntersssss Oya na😂

@a_true_villian Lemme ooo😭

If i don't marry Tems, no man will!🥹

@thehuntersssss Beggi beggi😂🤲

@a_true_villian Gimme 100million dollars

@VerySoonRich I would expect nothing less😂😂😂

@a_true_villian you are welcome... back to attacking you 😤

Look for the light, leave your shadow behind

@VerySoonRich Awwww… thank you 🤗 I’m back now tho

@a_true_villian not exactly.🫠 But i noticed your absence🙂😂

@drharveee @Akuogo_eth I wish I knew😂

I wonder why women are so broke. I mean, you girls don’t buy high-end sneakers, designer watches, AirPods, gaming consoles, new phone every year, barber shop cuts every two weeks, cologne collections, gym memberships + supplements, car mods, betting apps, rounds at the bar for the boys, or drop thousands on crypto/NFTs/stocks gone wrong… like what are y’all really spending your money on? 😭 No shade but genuinely — rent is rent, food is food, transport is transport for everybody. But then add: - Dates where she expects the full bill (or at least “you’re the man na”) - Multiple women in rotation = multiple gifts, airtime, data, small-small “help me with transport” - Weddings, owambe, burials, naming ceremonies (aso-ebi ×10) - Trying to “level up” — new whip on credit, flex fits to post online, keeping up appearances - Alcohol & shisha nights, betting slips when “this match sure”, data for 24/7 scrolling & arguing in comment sections Meanwhile the monthly beauty maintenance alone for some ladies is what one guy budgets for food + data + transport combined. Yet somehow still “men are broke” 😂 Make it make sense abeg… what’s the real leak? 👀

@adedynah @Akuogo_eth Reading bookssssss🤗

So let me ask you, if social media disappeared tomorrow, what would you spend your time doing instead?