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@PoorOldRoloTony "They're destroying our democracy one quarter mile at a time"

I hope they do a Fast and Furious show that’s like Andor where it’s oddly politically prescient.

@HilzFuld nbcnews.com/world/israel/b…

For years, I’ve said that “Settler violence” is not a thing. Are there some criminals who live in Judea and Samaria? Sure. “Jewish terrorists” is a total lie. And now we have the data to back it up. I know it’s hard to believe because for years, you’ve been lied to, but watch.

@JeremyMonjo She tried to eat his heart

@HubPointless It's Peppa Pig with all the same voice actors, but they're all around to be 40% more rude to each other

@HubPointless The real superior show is Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom. The one where they go to the Moon is a ccertified banger

Peppa Pig is more enjoyable to watch for me than Bluey because everyone clearly hates their lives

@HilzFuld nbcnews.com/world/israel/b…

Let’s play a game. Find me a single “Pro Palestinian” march that is peaceful. No violence. No genocidal chants. Just a peaceful march. Send me a video please. Can’t? Ok, let’s try this then. Find me a single pro-Israel march that is NOT peaceful. One pro Israel march with violence or racist chants of any kind. A video please. Go. This video is just the latest “Pro Palestine” march that just happened in NYC. It was outside of one of the most prominent synagogues in NY. Go ahead, find me any pro Israel march that looks like this. I’ll wait. Waiting… And one more thing. Can we at least be honest and stop calling them pro Palestinians and call them what they are? At best they’re anti Israel, not pro anything. And if we’re being really honest? They are just anti Jew. And since I have you, I have one simple question that you should be able to answer pretty easily. Those “Pro Palestinian” activists love to say they’re not antisemitic. That they’re only anti Zionist. They love saying that Jew and Zionist are not the same. Fair. But if that’s the case and they don’t hate Jews, why do they harass random Jews on the internet and on the streets? Why do they attack synagogues and Jewish medical organizations? Why do they assault Jews on the streets even though some of them have never been to Israel and some of them are even anti Israel? Why do they attack Jews even if they’re not Zionists? Unless… Unless to them, every Jew is by default a Zionist in which case they just admitted they are not anti Zionist. They are anti Jewish. Can’t have it both ways. Does Jew = Zionist or does it not? If it does not, stop attacking random Jews. If it does, when you call yourself an anti Zionist, you are admitting you are an antisemite. Funny how that works. Waiting for those videos.

@skyler_higley He literally has a bit about refusing a picture with OJ

are you kidding me? you’re the most famous comedian in the world and you don’t know how to say no to a picture? You went to Capitol Hill and decided to take pictures with politicians as if it wouldn’t be perceived as endorsements? Who are you kidding rn?

@AmericasComic I thought she died? I was at the funeral?

@rocco_botte @StephenKing It's a sequel where Misery fights IT

Damn, if there was a Stephen King novel named “Beat” this would have been a perfect advertisement

@Srirachachau There's a segment where he's Super Scytale

"This Paul Atreides...very BAD mmmmmmmm"

@Srirachachau Does Dr. Robby have the Healing Touch?

The Pitt will have a big hot springs ep and a big baseball ep next season

@GianmarcoSoresi 2/3

I promise the whole episode isn’t about Woody Allen

@kenklippenstein Great, now he's stealing of Chuckie's best moves

a pledge lol x.com/DavidSacks/sta…

@CosmonautMarcus State of the Markie

ATTENTION! Tomorrow evening I will be live reviewing my old reviews (again). It’s been a few years since we’ve done it so I figured it would be fun. Probably going live around 7pm EST!!

@Srirachachau @CosmonautMarcus Honor the season youtu.be/odkkf0Ic_Mo?si…

@JeremyMonjo The Goblin Emperor

@skyler_higley Just from this still frame I can already tell they made Thomas woke

WTF this is nothing like the Thomas I grew up with! They ruined him!!!!!

@Srirachachau I would expect Stav to be in it given his intimate knowledge of the source material

Stavvy said on his podcast that Yorgos Lanthimos is like the most mainstream filmmaker in Greece, it’s only here that we think of him as some weirdo artist. Knowing that, not all that crazy for him to do a Super Bowl commercial

@Srirachachau Odysseus returns home to Ithaca and realizes his true passion : pediatrics. The show then follows his move to New Hampshire and the wacky hijinks of running a practice. Telemachus B Plot. Menelaus is the neighbor

Thought Doctor Odyssey was about a wizard or something

@CantEverDie Dairy Donald

why aren’t they drinking whole milk with this dinner do these pedophiles hate milk???