Adam Aaronson

US states whose name alone reasonably identifies a college in this year's March Madness bracket

@fauxmantis Thanks for the recommendation

ill be thinking about this plate for the rest of my life

@MLBRandomStats A magician never reveals his secrets

@aaaronson Which one?

ICYMI: We made (what I think is) the first ever pre-tourney perfect bracket! You can view it and the other 9.2 quintillion other imperfect brackets here: every-bracket.com/mens

@normalmya Good pull, I was limiting it to the unambiguous letters in the symbols section. But with this you can crazily get 🔛🅾️Ⓜ️🅰️🔝🅾️📧ℹ️🅰️

@aaaronson Does this factor in the 📧?

The longest word you can spell with letter emojis: 🆙🆑ℹ️Ⓜ️🅱️ℹ️🆖

Paul Thomas Anderson movies by whether their titles contain the letters PTA

@GraceSpelman Minecraft mob farm looking building

drove to see an incredible Building today

@crazyiIIusions When I turn it upside down its surroundings on my phone look upside down so it looks unusual compared to them

To remember the digits of pi, just remember the lengths of each word in: Now I yell, I shout, "AHHHHHHHH! AH! AHHHHH! AHHHH! AHH! AHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!"

The holiday season (Pi Day, the Ides of March, St. Patrick's Day)

@utahjazz @sheckwes I've got a great new idea for a song

We have signed guard Bez Mbeng to a 10-day contract. In a corresponding roster move, we have ended the 10-day contract of center Mo Bamba. Details 📰👇 nba.com/jazz/news/utah…

@ethanves Where's Mickey 17

Best Picture nominees RANKED: Jay Kelly It Was Just an Accident A House of Dynamite Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere Train Dreams Sorry Baby ... Wicked: For Good .... Nuremberg

@PuppetEdgar Another all-timer

@aaaronson This is one of those interesting facts like “Britney Spears” is a perfect anagram for “Presbyterians”

One thing about CAPITAL ONE CAFÉ is that it perfectly alternates consonants and vowels

@SpookyKong CAPITAL ONE CAFE anagrams to NOTICE A PLACE A.F.

@aaaronson The Noticer has logged on

@GoodEveningBrah The alternation GOAT

@aaaronson Wait till you learn about the United Arab Emirates

@Figbarknowledge @zachsherwin High praise

This post made me think you were @zachsherwin

this is the first wikipedia article about an individual tiktok which feels historic!!! i brought this guy on stage last week at my show in chicago and he rocked so much

@sumaesioso So close! That is a shape 💕

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No number below 1,000 contains the letter b̵̦̳̫͕͙̬̻̫͈̝̥͚̫͙͋͑̆̈̔̈́̈̈́́̌̃̂͐̏͋̾̊̃͠