TREFFER MANUAL

A movie where an Iranian baddie falls in love with a Jewish chad. The twist is that he is secretly an idf commando and she is secretly the ayotollah's daughter. Starring Adam Sandler and a Latina woman

chimichurri is like pesto’s baddie latina sister

Time between Offer letter and joining date.

What a captain…

Landed in Philly and our Uber driver has a rating of 4.99 stars across 33,500 (!!!) career trips. Generational talent?

Stormers in Adidas kit

A tougher place to play in, Eden Park or Boland Rugby stadium on a Sunday?

The best thing about the R8.49 Woolworth's carry bag charge, is that the cupboard next to my sink is now worth R18,678

What gerda has done for the running world in SA is truly phenomenal 🥺

The sad, sad state of Newlands.

how do I get the Apple Photos shit to stop showing me pictures of the woman that made me want to kill myself

@vel_nzimande Perfect excuse to go to the Investec art fair

pov: ur listening to dancing in the flames by the weeknd

the moment I play healing… I think I might cry… 🇿🇦🥹 GORDOSA.COM

INEOS Has Changed My Life

Having a beer with the most proactive minister in South Africa ! Lord Mckenzie. @GaytonMcK

We must stay focused brother….shes the opps…..

You really finish university on a random Thursday, blink, and next thing you’re clocking 5 years as a working person.

16,250km 351 days 385 marathons 16 countries £574k raised for charity We’ve come a long way. One last push tomorrow for the record books🫡