Reggie

@MaelCornic That's beautiful. You artisanal genius you.

Game over

@CatWorkers 'Zoom in. Enhance.'

@DreadnoughtRN @AyoCaesar My point is... Labour won't be getting shot of the lords.

@aahbetty @AyoCaesar He’d be entitled to an earldom if he wanted one but expect he’s happy with the knighthood.

Whatever you think might be radical and transformative about Keir Starmer, it's not in the manifesto. There's not even a mention of the government's planned £20bn worth of spending cuts, and whether he'll reverse, reduce, or continue with them. He might do something really different while in power, and save the big stuff for the budgets. And you might think it's a good thing not to rock the boat with the before winning power. But this below is a classic example of pundits seeing what they want to see, rather than what's there on paper in front of them.

@DreadnoughtRN @AyoCaesar I fully expect Lord Starmer of Oxsted to take his seat in the lords before 2030.

@AyoCaesar Getting shot of the lords after about a millennium is objectively constitutionally radical and it’s absurd to pretend otherwise

@RichardJScott This is a good overview of all the cover variants (looks like you have variant 'B') and all the colours youtube.com/watch?v=rGhHtN…

@RichardJScott The inner sleeve has one of them magic painting effects. you just wash a brush of water over it and the colour appears. If you have an original one uncoloured, it's probably worth more.

@PrettyCantRap Yes. It's interesting how it sounds like a different frequency to the 'flock of swifts' continuous noise.

@RichardJScott Good haul. Is it the gatefold sleeve of In Search of Space? I think there was a booklet too.

@AyoCaesar They didn't even put the crisps into a crescent shape.

I'm sorry, I fucking hate West London - stopped to get a quick sandwich and a coffee, and this was over £15! Help, I'm being robbed!!!

@ChardineTaylor There was an assumption he was working class because he was monsyllabic, inarticulate and northern. When the priviliged (Fennell: ed. Marlborough, Oxford) write screenplays, they give the priviliged all the best lines because they can only write for what they know.

Keir Starmer's biography by Tom Baldwin is due out on 15th February, taken from over 100 hours of interviews with Sir Keir Here's some actual footage of the William Collins editor reviewing the final draft:

@MrBenSellers He’s so awkward. The election campaign when he actually gets to ‘meet the people’ will be his SPAD’s nightmare.

Simply excruciating. Like a rabbit caught in the headlights, it’s clear that Starmer hasn’t thought about class since he was a “Young Socialist” (allegedly) and when pressed, he reaches for a sickly Thatcherite version that he clearly thinks is “safe”. 😂

@RichardJScott Am concerned I’ve given it too big an intro now.

@RichardJScott Top find. One of the best soundtracks ever made

@JuliaHB1 @RishiSunak @Keir_Starmer You could at least help that poor tramp with his zip

He's here. Where are @RishiSunak @Keir_Starmer and every other British politician? Why aren't they standing in solidarity with British Jews today? #EndAntisemitism #NeverAgainIsNow

@misslucyp @CeilNoyle IIRC Paul Mason's reporting from Gaza for CH4 news in 2014 was superb. Nowadays he seems to be a different person.

just earned a block from Paul Mason for quote tweeting the below. interesting to see if he now deletes it

@LBFlyawayhome There’s four bin men for one truck. Wish my council provided that level of service.

An observation test for your inner 8-year-old. Spot the 12 deliberate mistakes. (From Treasure magazine, 1963) Official answers coming soon