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@therealantoh Please explain the good job?

Tommorrow let us be at city hall road by 9am. This is an organic movement by tutam supporters in Nairobi. There will be no handouts,we only want to appreciate president Ruto for the good job so far. We might have brandings from volunteers if you keep time. See you Tomorrow

@SokoAnalyst Well I've had an LG since 2006. Amazing reliability

Which is the current best TV model? 1. TCL 2. Samsung 3. Hisense 4. Vitron 5. GLD 6. Skyworth

@FFScout Michu

Who's the best ever one-season wonder in the history of FPL?

@WillKnocker Gold

Death of the dollar has been greatly exaggerated: "US has repeatedly demonstrated its willingness to backstop the offshore dollar system with abundant liquidity when it matters. China’s strategy, by contrast, rests on exporting not just a currency but a system it controls end to end. So far, it has struggled to gain traction. The conflict in Iran may be upping the yuan’s profile. But if an extortive model is enough to confer reserve currency status, then Bitcoin – the preferred currency of ransomware attackers – would arguably have an even stronger claim...." telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/…

@UnitedStandMUFC 21

🔴 Here are Manchester United's remaining fixtures for the rest of the season How many points out of our last 7 games do you think #mufc will pick up? 🤔

@Amockx2022 Mentally disturbed

THIS IS HILARIOUS 😭😭 "Iran 🇮🇷 wanted to make me their Supreme leader but i refused and said no thanks" - Donald Trump 🤣 He has totally lost it

@StickToCricket It's a rubbish league, rubbish format harming Cricket

Is the IPL the toughest league in world cricket? 🇮🇳

@james_xond Yup

Be honest for a second: If your best friend called you at 3am and said “don’t ask questions, just come”, would you actually show up?

@robert_cubitt @KeruboSk But how is your hair without a shower in the morning?

@KeruboSk I shower at night to get rid of the dirt that has accumulated during a long day. I then go to bed with my loved one clean and nice to sleep alongside. On the other hand, my bed isn't dirty so I don't need to shower in the morning.

Apparently there are people who shower at night instead of the morning. I genuinely want to understand this. Night shower people… explain yourselves

@joeroganhq Piers would run rings around them. Unless the conversation turns to footie

Name two people you want to see debate on Joe Rogan.

@NoushardMUFC Disaster manager.

Rúben Amorim’s time at Manchester United will probably be debated for years. Results will be dissected, decisions questioned, and critics will always find something to point at. That’s football. But beyond the noise, there is something that cannot be ignored. For the first time in over a decade, Manchester United had a clear football identity again. Amorim arrived at a club that had spent years drifting between ideas different managers, different systems, different philosophies. Nothing ever truly stuck. The squad looked confused, the structure uncertain, and the fans were desperate for something to believe in again. What Amorim brought back first wasn’t trophies. It was clarity. You could see what the team was trying to do. The structure was visible. The discipline was real. Players had roles, responsibilities, and expectations. The chaos that had defined so many years at the club started to fade. He demanded standards. He pushed for players who could think, run, press, and carry responsibility in the system. The signings reflected that vision players chosen not just for talent, but for how they fit into a collective idea of football. And slowly, something else returned to Old Trafford. Connection. Fans could once again recognise their team. The work rate, the organisation, the fight, the courage to impose a style of play it reminded people of what Manchester United is supposed to feel like. Not perfect. Not finished. But alive again. Amorim had to navigate criticism, pressure, and the weight that comes with managing one of the biggest clubs in the world. Every decision was magnified. Every result judged instantly. Yet through it all, he never abandoned the idea. He tried to build something modern, disciplined, and sustainable. And even if his chapter ends earlier than many hoped, the mark he leaves is important: He reminded Manchester United that identity matters. Because before trophies return, before dominance returns, before the club can truly rise again , there has to be a clear idea of what Manchester United football actually is. For a moment in time, Rúben Amorim gave that back to the club.

@utdjohnyy UTD

Biggest club? Chelsea. Arsenal. Man Utd

@piersmorgan Piers is a proper journalist.

You won’t ever be doing my show again, in any capacity.

@CapitalFMKenya And have you provided a solution?

Johnson Sakaja: It’s a problem that has been there for long. I remember being stuck during the El Nino rains as a child in school and being marooned for hours until very late at night in 1997. Leadership is to provide solutions; it is not about blaming.

Donald Trump is all about destruction. Destruction is not strength. He’s not a builder. Any jackass can knock down a barn, it takes a skilled carpenter to build one. Donald Trump is a jackass.

@mohammedhersi @DavidHundeyin Good AI work

Take a moment to actually understand how tourism works before reducing everything to a racial conspiracy. Tourism is not an African invention. It’s a global industry worth over $9 trillion, supporting more than 330 million jobs worldwide and contributing about 10% of global GDP according to the World Travel & Tourism Council. If tourism were the empty “pseudo-industry” you claim it is, the rest of the world wouldn’t be investing so heavily in it. Africa’s share of global tourism is only around 5% of international tourist arrivals, which means the continent is actually underrepresented, not overexploited. Sub-Saharan Africa accounts for only a fraction of that. You also claim tourism produces no real wealth. The numbers tell a completely different story. In Kenya, tourism contributes roughly 9–10% of GDP and supports over 1.5 million jobs directly and indirectly. In 2023 the country received around 2 million international visitors, generating over $3 billion in tourism revenue. In Tanzania, tourism is actually the largest source of foreign exchange. The country received about 1.8 million visitors in 2023, generating roughly $3.4 billion and supporting around 1.5 million jobs across safaris, hospitality, transport, food supply chains, and conservation. In Rwanda, tourism has become the leading foreign-exchange earner. Gorilla trekking, national parks, conferences, and cultural tourism brought in about $620 million in 2023, supporting hundreds of thousands of jobs in a country that has deliberately invested in tourism as part of its economic strategy. Then look at Morocco, one of Africa’s biggest tourism success stories. In 2023 Morocco received around 14.5 million visitors, generating over $10 billion in revenue and contributing roughly 7–8% of GDP, while supporting more than 2 million jobs. These are not imaginary numbers. They represent real incomes for tour guides, drivers, hotel workers, farmers supplying food, artisans, airlines, park rangers, transport operators, and thousands of small businesses. Reducing the entire industry to sex tourism is frankly insulting to the millions of Africans who work professionally in it. Tourism today is largely experiential — people travel for wildlife, culture, landscapes, food, music, and heritage. That is the product: the land, the people, and the culture. And if tourism were such a useless industry, then explain why so many successful countries rely on it. Thailand receives nearly 40 million tourists annually and tourism accounts for about 20% of its economy. Dubai made tourism a central pillar of its diversification strategy. Vietnam used tourism as a growth engine after decades of war. Maldives and Seychelles have entire national economies built around tourism. None of these countries abandoned tourism in order to build factories. They did both. That’s the basic point you’re missing. Industrialization and tourism are not mutually exclusive. Countries grow by diversifying — building factories, power stations, logistics networks, agriculture, services, and tourism at the same time. Yes, Africa absolutely needs more factories and industrial capacity. But dismissing tourism — an industry that creates jobs, brings in foreign currency, funds conservation, and supports entire supply chains — simply doesn’t make economic sense. The real discussion should be about how Africans capture more value from tourism, not pretending the industry itself is worthless. Drill deep and get to know how tourism works before you expose your ignorance.

My dear fellow sons and daughters of Mungu, I promise you that "tourism" is a false god that brings you no prosperity. It a fake pseudo-industry that creates next to no actual wealth for the people and places it exploits, and reduces the value of said people to mere trinkets and experiences. The worst part about this video is that the only time it shows any black people is only where they are an aesthetic backdrop to the "magical experience" being advertised. The subconscious message being passed is that all of Kenya and its 99% black population are just a temporary experience for rich white people to enjoy. You can draw a straight line from messaging like this to the existence of large numbers of abandoned mixed race children in Kenya. Everything there - including the buxom damsels - is meant to be a "magical experience" after all, and magical experiences never last long. For the love of God, leave tourism alone and build factories, power stations, factories and more factories like every other nation that escaped poverty has done. Give Kenyans access to real productive power and wealth, and stop advertising these beautiful African people as aesthetic landmarks and busty bed warmers to muzungus who are having their post-divorce midlife crisis.🤦🏿‍♂️

Almost all British people support the UK Prime Minister in saying no to an illegal, disgusting, and unprovoked war by Israel and Trump’s United States.

@WillKnocker No we do lunch at my place

@aally_valli oooo Mzee can't get to Westlands: meet you at Galleria?

"For Israel, the war against Iran is about destroying the ability of the ayatollahs to threaten its existence. For the US, it is also a conflict to halt and reverse the creeping power of China, whose proxy is Iran. The stakes are vast. The outcome of this conflict, as yet unclear, will influence whether Beijing invades Taiwan. A US victory in the Middle East now may deter that invasion, and possibly even prevent a catastrophic war between the superpowers..." No Paywall telegraph.co.uk/gift/c0e162436…

@WillKnocker Bidwood Suites Hotel Westlands. Right opposite Sarit. Any day apart from Monday. Time you decide.

@aally_valli Love to: you tell me when and where....

@WillKnocker Please let's have lunch when you are in NBI. I run 2 restaurants. Would be lovely to know why a nature loving guy as I am has such a different viewpoint

"It is in our interests that the US win . I wish Britain still had the desire and ability to play a supporting role in the defence of our global system. Sadly over 30 years since the end of the Cold War, 🇬🇧 leaders have retreated from the world stage. Where others engage in a global clash of values, we squabble over sending a single Royal Navy ship to the Med, while the Prime Minister panders to sectarian voters and begs our Chinese global adversary for a trade deal. It’s painful to watch....."