Rich Homie Aamchan

the first in my bloodline to be obsessed with cinema

Me: at Japanese gym for first time, trying to look athletic. impossible task. gym absolutely silent except weights. everyone inside terrifyingly fit. old man on treadmill running like government experiment. Trainer approaches me. Trainer: Goal? Me: Survival. Trainer nods respectfully. Trainer: Understandable. he puts me on machine, machine looks military. Trainer: Easy. five seconds later, I’m fighting for my ancestors. Trainer: Good warmup. Me: WARMUP?? nearby high school girl lifting more than me casually. not even sweating, she drinking juice between sets. I attempt bench press, weight immediately crushes my confidence. random old man appears out of nowhere Old man: Need help? Me: Yes please. old man lifts weight with one hand. ONE HAND. man is seventy-two minimum. Old man: Young people weak now. Me: You fought in the Sengoku period or something? Old man laughs mysteriously. Trainer returns holding clipboard. Trainer: Your body age… long pause. Trainer: …58. Me: I AM TWENTY NINE. Trainer: Body disagrees. Old man pats my shoulder sympathetically. Old man: Come back tomorrow. We rebuild you. Me: That sounds like anime training arc.

@chasemiffy Love going with my little movie group so we can debrief and talk about the movie right after!

genuine question: do you guys prefer going to the cinema alone or with someone else? i need to hear everyone's opinions

@nilofarzzzz I’ve saved all my movie theater ticket stubs, so one day I hope to log them all (or hire a personal assistant to log them for me).

did anyone also try to log every movie they’ve ever watched on letterboxd when they first started

there should be a feature where you can set the tl to a very specific date and relive a particular discourse

@_zuji Can you make one for the deep crystal blue ND3 soft top Miata?

RX–7

Most Qur’ans are handed out for free This isn’t a business for Muslims

Fact: He traveled there for his cooking show & when they tried to block this one episode, he said he would pull his entire show from the network & this was the first time the world ever saw behind the walls in Gaza 2013

fomo so bad they better not make new movies after i die

i'm in this fb group where everyone pretends to be ants n ppl just post pics of food and everyone comments LIFT

The nicest weather in the USA today will be between Fort Worth, TX and Oklahoma City, OK.

They should do a criterion closet type thing but instead it's action directors in an armory

The Academy has banned AI from ever winning an Oscar. • Only roles “demonstrably performed by humans with their consent” can be nominated for acting Oscars • Screenplays “must be human-authored” to qualify for a nomination

@haphazardlyyyyy I reached out to someone who gave one of my movies a poor review, not because they gave a poor review but because they called me white.

Willem Dafoe adding these to cart rn 🔋

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit

how it feels going back to work after your lunch break

BRING BACK REAL MOVIE TICKET STUBS. STOP THIS RECEIPT NONSENSE.

I knew it. Coachella took down the video. Variety, NME, CNN Brasil, & Pitchfork wrote articles using this tweet. Reposting it here in clips: the moment The Strokes criticized the CIA, the US government, and the killings in Iran and Gaza. #Strokeschella