aaron ♡ 💋

thank you lord for wellbutrin and the b52s

@Xx_hermit_xX i like the paw on the kitty’s shoulder; that makes me feel like more of a dog

aaron and me

@Xx_hermit_xX sittin up in my butt i be thinking bout yooouuuu (butt)

sitting down in lowrise jeans #yup #thatsmybutt

missing her💋💋💋

@risnerking grow up lil bro

26 is lowkey 17 in COVID years though so I still got time

jordan firstmans face is the definition of smug, just looking like he let out a stinky fart and is proud of it

i’m already mourning Steyer 😔

@sochyquotes @amazonmilkfrog 26

@amazonmilkfrog Can someone tell me what the 19 of the 20s are so I can prepare this time?🫠

being 23 is the being 17 of your 20s

i just watched a scary movie

@BasseyCollector @Alkaros10 @itsmusubi the 5 isn’t that ugly ppl complain abt anything

@Alkaros10 @itsmusubi But 5 hours of looking at dead grass go by has a cost.

Flight from LA to SF is $600 we are so fucked

A Moment At Freddy’s

Sabrina Carpenter outtake for Redken.

guess who's not in this video

@Xx_hermit_xX bro is stuck in 2025

theyre looking for the lakers game at the local irish bar and yelling about what channel to turn it to so i was about to say try channel 67 but stopped myself cuz im younger than anyone here bu a decade at least

Above the Monterey Bay fog, Santa Cruz Mountains. #CAwx

my employees dont say thank you anymore they just post a money spread on their story

i’m too messy i’m too fucking clean

would anyone be interested in buying a Restroom Code Pack? I peed in 200+ restaurants in the East Bay and logged all of their restroom codes on my notes app. $20 *NOTAFLOF*

bitchy problematic coworker tried to make a scene abt me reading Lolita in front of 3 other ppl and no one gaf

@steppebil standing guard for the midwest🤝 much love

@aar0np4trick x.com/nomads4pritzke…

do other states have a gubernatorial stan twitter this year or is it just CA?