Aaren Holmes

I really wish I had tried a little harder in my typing class in middle school. Would’ve for sure paid off.

Hear me out. Build-a-bear but for dogs

Idk who needs to hear this but it just took me 50 min to get to the airport. Leave early y’all. (For reference it normally takes 10min)

@instagram is black and I’ve tried switching my phone from light to dark back to light mode but nothing is working. I literally haven’t opened the app to use it since it switched because it’s hard to even look at and use

Boy: “Are you a nurse?” Me: “yeah I’m an NP in ortho!” Him: “Thank you for your service. I had braces twice and had to have my jaw wired shut once. So if it wasn’t for people like you I couldn’t eat a sandwich.” Me: *smiles awkwardly*

@annabliss RT

Do y’all remember buying shampoo bottles that were 2x as big as conditioner and it said wash, rinse, repeat? Are we just not repeating now or what? Because the bottles are the same size now. Or are we just buying two shampoo bottles per conditioner #showerthoughts

Lima bean is my favorite bean

@annabliss @Starbucks Go get you one! Pairs nicely with a sweet cream cold brew

Idk who needs to here this but the cheese danish from @Starbucks is life changing. It’s like an adult version of a toaster strudel but with cheese

I get my nails done in Brentwood so I can eavesdrop on all the Brentwood mom’s latest gossip. I’m not sure why but it makes me feel in the know

Pet peeve no. 346: people from precert using all caps in emails. Like are you yelling at me or is your caps lock key stuck? The world needs to know.

@annabliss There are lots of salads eaten here...or fasting...chocolate only on occasion. And always, coffee. I can’t explain that one either

@annabliss HAHAHA

“Is your cat fat now?” Things that you wouldn’t expect your supervising spine surgeon to say on a telehealth visit

*asks for my mobile order at Starbucks. *confused look* “Is this how you spell your name?” ...guilty

These tornado sirens are very triggering. 2020 can you please calm down

There’s nothing quite like a screaming child getting shots to wake you up before 8am on a Tuesday 💉

There’s truly nothing more frustrating that trying to put a duvet inside a duvet cover.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ll be very excited to see my family and friends once we can come out of quarantine, but I’m pretty excited about being able to buy @Charmin again and stop using this awful one ply tp. These are some rough times...literally.