aaron jesson

Just watched Eastenders for the first time in a while. So it seems to be a gathering of the old failed actors / actresses / characters, surrounded by some cringeworthy child characters (that to be fair have more charisma). Kat and Alfie have a deal with Uber for the return fares!

Not to be contentious, I love a bit of the circle, but some of these are FAR too enthusiastic. Too much hand clapping, incorrect pronunciation of ‘route’ and repeating of sentences. Oh and the noise level. Too many outside voices!!

@PopCrave I’ve have had it with these mother f-ing snakes on this mother f-ing plane!

A fan’s Wednesday Addams tattoo has gone viral after social media users noted that it looks more like Samuel L. Jackson than Jenna Ortega.

@TheBiancaDelRio ‘I don't see what all of the fuss is about. It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritania’

The day I boarded THE TITANIC. Such great memories 🖤

@ogbellafahmi Hear hear sista. #YOUGETAFWB

@PopCrave I swear I thought this was a group of @AvaMax lookalikes! Doesn’t anyone else see it? Ava - it comes from love, it’s a good look!

A group of M3GANs dancing on top of the Empire State Building.

@katya_zamo The end is nigh! 😱

What is this??? (2nd pic for scale)

When looking for a mattress topper for your bed. I know see the traps we allow ourselves to fall into unwittingly. Probably best to rephrase that ‘how big is your standard top’. I mean I never saw google being so progressive to be honest. #goodtoknow

@JSilverstone12 With that photo you’d should probably just stick to the Britannia #thirst

Maybe I should stay in hotels with full length mirrors more often

@ItsScarlettBobo Hmmmm sounds suspect

To the MF that accosted and sexually assaulted me then got the Mexican police to arrest me because he spoke Spanish and I didn’t… I’ll fxcking find you. You 50 year old pervert with your 19 year old bottom. I’m gonna Fxcking find you. And then you’ll get yours.

@semadivad You lick it out of the oyster shell? That’s the issue here. #primitive #thirsty #intrigued

Eating oysters is like licking jizz off a rock and no one can convince me otherwise.

Hi Gay…

@jcpvineyard I thought I heard a whistle in the wind….thoughts, Snow White is back at it again!

@monetxchange I’m wondering why it’s not already being made?!

Ok…should I make this? 😂🤔

@whatneildid Come closer so I can get a better look

Feeling fresher than my eyes let on ✂️

@briandecosta What are we throwing up and where?!….😱

throw it up for saturday 😁

@_riks_tweets_ Jeeez. You need to try something different, organise a private driver, who waits around whilst you ‘pleasure’ these ‘gentlemen’…they should give you the money to pay for the lift back, you obviously taking some of it for yourself. Lets brainstorm a career that does…oh..wait..👀

Taxi of shame