aaron buckle

Beat PSG on xG!

My club 💙

Hero.

Current yaya toure

The newspapers call him an unnamed premier league footballer in his 30s.

The Oasis tour isn’t just about their music. It’s about the height of Britain. It’s about the nostalgia of remembering how amazing Britain was. If you didn’t live it you’ll never understand it and it can’t be explained. A time when you could go down the pub, interact with people you knew and didn’t know and have the best night of your life on 15 quid. A time when there was always something happening, in every city, 7 nights a week. No fear of being stabbed. No fear of being robbed. A time when everyone watched the same TV shows and discussed them the next day. You weren’t desperate to go on holiday like the British are now, there was no need. You didn’t see Dubai or Maldives on Instagram all day, you literally didn’t even know those places existed. You would hang around on a council estate, completely content and want nothing else than to laugh with your friends. Random skin heads would say “you alrite mate?” And you’d either be best friends or in a scrap 2mins later. Nobody got stabbed. Nobody died. It’s just how it was. The pub on Christmas Day. The bus was 30p. You loved everyone you met, didn’t matter the race. The country was united. There was a feeling in the air. Constant electricity. And it’s all gone now. It’s died. All we have are the songs from those times.

In Britain you can be detained for smoking outdoors, but not for entering the country illegally.

What has happened to the UK?

A day in the life of an English man. Picture this, you’re in london, it costs more than you earn to live here, you slowly accumulate debt, you cant afford a holiday so you just use drugs to escape. The weathers shit & the people that live here hate each other with a passion but you cant afford to leave. You wake up one morning to you find out your tax is going up after ulez, the cost of living crisis, energy prices & interest rates have eat the last bit of spending money that was left from your monthly wage. While you’re sat on the toilet reading tweets from the metropolitan police about online trolls a swat team smashes through the bathroom window, past you on the shitter & arrests your 11 year old son for shouting at a police officer. Your sister rings you (she recently got fired from her job as a doctor for refusing to ask biological men if they are pregnant) & tells you grandma just froze to death because Keir Starmer gave her winter allowance to country on the other side of the planet that’s wealthy then us to help them with climate change. It all gets a bit much so you go for a pint and try to relax by smoking a cigarette in the beer garden & find out its illegal & get barred. So you decide to go for a walk to clear your mind & get violently stabbed to death. The Guardian then plasters your face all over the news for randomly jumping on a perfectly good knife 54 times that was held by a choir boy. Your sister tweets about it & gets nicked. Your son comes out of prison & protests about it, but this time he shouts at a police horse, gets nicked but the prisons are too full, so they let out Ian Huntley to put him in back in. Mad thing is, that don’t even sound far fetched now does it, its now all a perfectly believable turn of events 😂

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage smokes a cigarette outside a Westminster pub 'in protest' of Keir Starmer's proposed ban on smoking in pub gardens 📸 @christopherhope

Absolute wand of a left foot 🪄

😭😭😭😭😭

Only the purple haired, fat, unemployed, wokies do.

This is another level of hate🤣 how can you be hating on people buzzing to go on holiday? Let them enjoy themselves man😅

@jceo_1 Don’t think it can get much worse mate, finished as it is

@aaronbuckle Police with guns would ruin this country even more

I’m no gun expert but 2 or 3 bullets should make them drop their weapons… police should give it a go 🤷🏽‍♂️

Before I posted this. I asked myself "am I too angry?". No I'm not, children are being murdered, our daughters are being murdered. None of us are feeling safe in our own country, in our own towns.

We’re so winning it one day, hopefully, maybe, probably not. But still, good vibes nonetheless 🕺🏽

Share if you think Sadiq Khan ruined London 😡

Immigration - Good. Illegal Immigration - Bad. Not hard to grasp.