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If you mention that there are pronouns in my bio in a reply to me, you have to donate $5 to the Trevor Project. This tweet is legally binding.

Yeah im over there now. Same @

@yoits_mitchy @rghers @GimpyTheTerribl @eyuplovely @rustyrockets Lot of people conveniently stop believing in newspapers when they print rape allegations against people they happen to like. Don’t worry about what a cliche naive tool you’re being.

What is our world going to look like tomorrow?

@Srirachachau Just dont post pictures of the lunch, that’s illegal because it could be part of a lunch buying scheme

You can stay in the voting booth for as long as you want, they can’t make you leave. You can eat your lunch in there

@MemesThatIFound @MinarichNY @falcondunch @mchooyah Putting “straight male” in one’s twitter bio is probably the most closet gay thing in the universe. Everything he says being a reference to gay sex acts is just a bonus for the psychology lovers.

Betas …

@MinarichNY @molly_knight @mchooyah If you’re having frequent gay sex with mollys dad you’re probably allowed to say fags without replacing the g with an underscore, it’s one of the privileges

@TakedownTexas @juliew38138 @mchooyah And this is what he unintentionally(?) conveyed because he doesn’t know what words mean. That’s what everybody is laughing at, causing you to become very upset.

@juliew38138 @mchooyah This is what he said he would do to them.

@JohnyKharbas @scopgieb Amazing contribution thanks

Wow. This could be big. Early turnout suggests Jill Stein is winning a massive share of voters who have set up GoFundMes to escape toxic roommate situations

Style Guide: avoid use of the phrase, “the guy who shot bin laden”. Instead, prefer the more accurate, “one of the dozens of guys who claim they were the one who shot bin laden”.

@Srirachachau Brace yourself

"Beam...James Beam..."

@_Dan_Sampson @Babygravy9 @JackPosobiec About what?

BREAKING: We just found the bus that is bussing in the Kamala supporters in Allentown PA! Another ‘conspiracy’ proven 100% right

@RedWave_Press @JackPosobiec Why did all these trump supporters need a fleet of buses to get to a rally? Are they fake? youtu.be/lkPrBho1u20?si…

@mugsysway @jgalan707 @JackPosobiec @KarluskaP The likeliness of scenarios is based on how much you wish they had happened instead of what actually happened?

@jgalan707 @JackPosobiec @KarluskaP Now, there is a more likely scenario

I was unaware we had a cultural moment when straight conservative men started talking about wanting to own boy sex slaves

@CantEverDie Cops in America kill like 400 pet dogs per hour but a squirrel was everybody’s limit

american conservatives care a million times more about one dead squirrel than 100,000 dead palestinians

@TheAmishDude @molly_knight @tmorello “But what about this rich jewish person im afraid of?”

@molly_knight @tmorello Don’t make me post pictures of Alex Soros.

Never ceases to amaze me how many folks who’ve heard RATM are in Paul Ryan mode, having literally ZERO understanding of anything that band was about and even less understanding where any of us might stand on contemporary issues. Recently was talking to a couple at a restaurant who were big fans of “Killing In The Name”. The nice lady said, “I love that song. It helped me rage against my parents and later against the jab!” I said, “Ma’am that song is about racist cops who often behave like the Ku Klux Klan in service of historical white supremacy and are boot licking lackeys and thugs of the racist capitalist ruling class.” She sat there chewing and blinking, chewing and blinking.

@thefootofthebed @H3liumWings @wykstrad @keysmashbandit “Performative ruse”, as opposed to the other kind of ruse. Straightforward, honest ruse. An on the level ruse. I am very smart.

@thefootofthebed @H3liumWings @wykstrad @keysmashbandit It is how humans who are insecure in their intelligence but want to sound smart talk though. The clumsy grasping at longer but less appropriate synonyms for every word is a trademark of it.

im shocked at how poorly the general public is receiving ai minecraft. ive never seen a work of sci-fi that predicted that people would react to powerful new technology as though it was unimpressive+ unimaginative + idiotic

remember when elon bought this website because he said the people running it were too political

@kennykeil @Srirachachau Reba you have to be very specific or they’ll put you in a sony marvel movie and tell you it’s a marvel movie