If the Enhanced Games were really serious they'd recreate the track from Tokyo 1994 but y'all aren't ready for that discussion
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Aaron Kessler
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Aaron Kessler
@aaronkessler
Former bookmaker, current bon vivant. Enthusiast of: sports, sports betting, food + drink, trivia, music, and more. Fan of: Cubs/Bears/VGK/Illini/Aces/CFC.
Las Vegas Katılım Mayıs 2009
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I think my favorite VGK fan to follow after a win is @TonyDasco. Love celebrating with him!
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Your services are required @JessicaDBrand
Jed 🇬🇧@TigersJUK
6th pitch of the game!?! This has to be a record?
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This is a shocking development to me.
Adam Foote was coaching the Canucks?
Gino Hard@GinoHard_
OFFICIAL: The Vancouver Canucks have fired head coach Adam Foote ❌ Foote still had 2 years remaining on his 3-year contract.
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@Chapperton Always is!
Anyways Conor is a bum who literally has as many UFC title defenses as I do
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Max -2000 is short
(I meant to type -1000 but fat fingered it and decided to keep it)
Octagon Pulse | UFC MEDIA🚨@OctagonPulse
🚨BREAKING: Conor McGregor vs Max Holloway II is OFFICIALLY SIGNED to headline #UFC329 on International Fight Week🤯 THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨🚨🚨
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@Chapperton I'm in Japan and it's 4:30 in the morning, I apologize for not providing my usual level of scrutiny
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@aaronkessler This AI slop is terrible. Look at the spelling on those bills! Also McGregor should be covered in shamrocks and showering in whisky.
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Want to be a great coach? Show the world you want to be like Rex Ryan
Coach George MacDonald@LSUCoachMac
Wings were delicious. We will be back @MagicCity @Lane_Kiffin
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"How many goals will be scored from outside the offensive zone in the playoffs?" would be a great prop bet to hang before the playoffs start
Gino Hard@GinoHard_
TAGE THOMPSON DUMPS THE PUCK IN AND IT GOES OFF DOBES AND INTO THE NET WHAT?!?! 😵😵💫
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Imagine thinking this is cool in any way
austin lau@helloitsaustin
I got married this past weekend so I did what any rational @AnthropicAI employee would do and had Claude Code analyze 12 years of iMessages with my wife, then Claude Design used that data to whip up a website for our guests in just minutes.
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@JessicaDBrand It just occurred to me that you weren't talking about Bears legend Tarik Cohen.
Which is why my joke probably made no sense.
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Man, my GrubHub driver’s name is Tarik and my confirm code was 29.
This is what he’s up to during injury recovery?
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If they pay $49 I'll pretend to be sad
*Walter Bloomberg@DeItaone
*SPIRIT AIRLINES PREPARES TO SHUT DOWN: WSJ
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This guy absolutely reads his own posts out loud, laughs, and says "that's a good one!" (also out loud)
The Incredible Hok@Josh_HokitUFC
If the UFC really wanted to save the sport, we need a UFC sanctioned Hell in a Cell 2V2 w/ no referees. Imagine The Incredible Hok & @BorrachinhaMMA vs. Chechen gangster aka (25 min crotch sniffer) & the guy who talks about fighting to the death, then proceeds to spam jabs & teeps while screaming like a madman the last 10 seconds of his fights. Chance to take out a Foreign Tr-ist & Domestic Tr-ist in one night. Paulo & I do it for JESUS, DJT & the free world. We are all close to the same size when not cutting weight. Fight to the death. Winners get Conor level money the rest of their careers.
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More likely in reality than in hockey! The knight has opposable thumbs, way more intelligence, and edged weapons! Plus, armor!
Knight -3000
Mammoth +1200
SinBin.vegas@SinBinVegas
In reality, probably. In hockey, still don't think so.
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It's wild that there's an actual hockey player named Sean Couturier when that would 100% have been Sean Avery's fake name
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Aaron Kessler retweetledi
How is Dawn soap not a sponsor of this Ducks vs Oilers series?
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