I just got my itinerary for the day
I’m spending 4/20 with Snoop Dogg at his Inglewood compound
Those edibles I showed you earlier are starting to kick in
I ate over 2,000 mg worth of space gummies after my breakfast at ihop
I didn’t realize we would only have 45 minutes to smoke all this weed
I’m gonna start rolling blunts now so we can smoke as much as possible together
Talk soon san
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Gm fam
I’m flying home today
This was without a doubt the best vacation I’ve ever had
Getting to smoke weed with Snoop Dogg at his Inglewood compound on 4/20 was a dream come true
I got him to sign the white tshirt I was wearing in our selfie I posted yesterday
I will never use or wash this tshirt again
And no it’s not for sale
This was the first time I’ve ever been to California btw
It’s beautiful and they have great weed here
I smoked that entire half pound in 3 days san
I can’t wait to come back
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This song is called Thot Spray
It’s about keeping these hoes away
Hit em with that thot spray san
I ain’t got time for distractions
Too busy gettin to the paper
No slackin
I can’t tell you how many onlyfans models I got in my DMs
I keep that repellent on me san
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I’m literally shaking
I just checked my email and saw this
I can’t believe it
I got selected as one of the bored apes that gets to go hang out with Snoop Dogg on 4/20
This is insane san
I didn’t think I would actually get a ticket
Truly blessed
I look forward to meeting everybody in person at the event
And I can’t wait to smoke weed with the real Snoop Dogg
See you guys in Los Angeles
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This song is called I’ve Seen A Lot
It’s about all the stuff I’ve seen in the nft space
I’ve been in these trenches for a while san
I’m talking over half a decade san
I’ve seen a lot of crazy shit
This nft shit ain’t no joke san
You don’t want no parts of this shit san
I witnessed it all unfold
Stories of the game that need to be told
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Gm fam
I just dropped my new album I AM NOT A ROLE MODEL
It’s my 23rd album
23 songs
All chopped and screwed up san
You need to put this shit on your speakers
Turn your volume up today
And slow down
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Our website got another update this week
I present to you the new Meet The Apes section
This is a place where you can learn about everybody in our aoa fam
Every ape on ape has their own profile
Each one unique
Every single ape has a story to tell
Real people
Real culture
Check it out here:
apesonape.io
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Gm fam
My new album drops this week
It’s my 23rd album
I’m in my Michael Jordan era
It’s a tribute to Pimp C & DJ Screw
Among other legends
A lot of y’all moving way too fast out here san
You need to slow down
Get your ears ready
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Gm fam
A lot of people quit NFTs
They gave up
They couldn’t handle this shit
They don’t believe in it
They never did
I’m still here
I’m still building
I’m still recording hot fiya with the homies
I’m not fucking leaving
I hope more nft mfers quit tbh
I really do
Most of them annoy me
They’re unemployed
No life skills
Don’t contribute shit
Just take take take
These people would sell their own mothers for the right price
A lot of leaches in this swamp
I hope they all leave the space and never come back
Drain the swamp
Believers only in this bitch san
They were never built for this
It’s not part of their destiny
Not everybody makes it to the top
I will say it again and again
So tell me san
Are you gonna make it?
Do you think you can handle this nft shit?
Or are you gonna bitch out
Like these fucking losers
We been building a empire over the past year
Slowly taking over the world with our music
We ain’t bitch made
It’s not in our dna
If you like dope music
Gud people
And you wanna be part of something real
Come join the apes on ape
We are literally taking over the world
While everybody else throws in the fuckin towel
This is our SoundCloud global map
The red part is the people listening
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@smokethatdank1 We need another pandemic where people are all locked down and staying home. Not able to head out. No travels… then being bored people will come back to buy NFTs
Gm fam
I’m just gonna say it
Nfts died cuz the nft market turned into a bunch of pussies
There was a time when people got shamed for selling low
A time when we turned down ridiculous offers for our jpegs
People had pride in their jpeg portfolio
It wasn’t about the money
It was about sending a message
We shouted diamond hands
We shouted not for sale
We shouted apes together strong
These days it ain’t like that
You got pussies bragging about selling an nft for $43.75
My guy
A child’s happy meal costs more than your profit
I am so tired of it
And I’m done staying quiet
Fuck these pussy ass bitch made mfers
You’re not a trader
You’re a broke bitch
If you wanna be part of something real
If you believe in actually hodling still
Join us san
Real muthaphuckkin apes only
We are the last of the jpeg believers
Everybody else is scalping to pay their phone bill
Launching vapor collections and then leaving the space
Fuck them
Let’s bring this shit back
Make NFTs cool again
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@smokethatdank1 We still vibing making music even though our digital assets are close to nothing. But it is a wild world that don’t make sense… so who cares
Gm fam
This song is called Wake N Blaze
It’s about smoking weed as soon as you wake up
We get high all day over here san
No p lungs in the sesh
You better bring those iron lungs nah mean
Or you will get tapped out in my living room
Real talk
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@smokethatdank1 My NFT journey isn’t as illustrious as yours but I can be proud that I have something in similar.. everything I hold or am holding is close to zero…. Woo Hoo…. This is a badge of honour. I wear it proudly…
Gm fam
My net worth peaked at $1.2 million.
None of it was real.
I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off.
I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier."
The frontier closed last week.
It's a mobile app now.
Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me.
I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs.
The avatars didn't have legs.
I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis.
I called myself a "digital land baron."
I put it in my Twitter bio.
I put it in my LinkedIn headline.
I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts.
My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment.
My actual apartment has furniture.
Location, location, location.
My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court.
I held.
Diamond hands.
That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait.
A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users.
He said I didn't understand the technology.
I didn't.
I still bought more.
We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts.
We voted to "acquire strategic parcels."
The vote passed unanimously.
I voted four times.
My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY."
The slide had a rocket emoji.
That was my entire financial model.
In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000.
It's worth $14,000 now.
I don't talk about the Ape.
I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera.
My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was.
I said "digital art on the blockchain."
She asked why it cost more than her car.
I said "you don't understand Web3."
She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment."
She's not in my Discord.
Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million.
It's worth about $90,000 now.
I felt better about mine after I heard that.
That's community.
WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero.
We're all gonna make it.
None of us made it.
But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something.
It doesn't.
But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus.
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Apes on Ape Weekend Dev Goals (3/20-3/22):
Install new brakes and rotors on my whip
Finish my new album
Update metadata so that aoa NFTs link to otherside avatar
Gonna be a busy weekend san
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When Apes on Ape Track of the Day san?
Idk how y’all see it
But wen it comes to the children
Apes on Ape is for the children
We teach the children
You know what I mean
These other artists are good
But Apes on Ape is the best
Okay?
I want you all to know that this is smokethatdank
And I love you all
Peace
My good friend Jake Paul called me today
He wanted me to post this video
He’s been admiring our apes on ape artwork
I’m not sure if you know this
But he’s a high-end art collector
He knows quality artwork when he sees it
And he’s right about people pfping them
I’m seeing a lot more people switch over to an apes on ape pfp
They aren’t using their most expensive pfp anymore
I’m guilty of this myself
We appreciate Jake’s wise words & perspective
It’s good to have a genuine person like him in our corner
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Gm fam
Magic Eden is officially dead
You can find Apes on Ape over at OpenSea now
My good friend & future mother of my child Bonnie Blue summarizes everything
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All projects are turning into companies…🤮
The rebellious communities that dreamed together without hierarchies, those that actually wanted to smash the rules and face power, are gone.
Authentic culture is getting swapped out for founders who build purely for profit.
Gm fam
A lot of rumors have been going around
Specifically about me being the father of Bonnie Blue’s baby
I’m not gonna lie to you guys
The rumors are true
I am the father
Me and Bonnie have a special connection
She accepts me for who I am
And I accept her
She wanted me to post this video confirming the rumors
The truth is out now san
Idc what people say about us
I love her
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