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@Felstedboy Here we go... x.com/i/status/17955…

#itfc thinking of Chappers great moments.When Sarmiento scored the late winner against Saints and he ran on the pitch.The long jacket and his little legs going a 100 to the dozen then he jumped over someone.Love to see it if anyone has clip

@Jo_Caulfield How tall is that guy in the 3rd pic. Better watch his head on the way out

A couple of drinks 🍷 🥃 🍺 I hope everyone is happy 😊 Hope you have a great weekend 💚

@bbcpress What does Paddy have on you guys to keep being given prime time slots

🎱 It's official - Big Break is back! Paddy McGuinness and Stephen Hendry will be joined in studio by professional snooker players, from across the globe, straight off the competition circuit, in a bid to win their contestants the cash prize. More ➡️ bbc.in/3Rj4ULL

@BethRigby Can imagine the shit you'd be pushing if they didnt

Quite extraordinary this - four cabinet minsters coming out to voice support for Starmer: Reed, McFadden, Kendall and Kyle. Can’t ever remember this happening

@ThatsSoVillage Oppo disagreed with capt about field setting, wanting to go to gully. Was told if don't go where I say you can leave the field, so he did, stripping shirt off on his way. Batsman then proceeded to place his next two shots through gully for 4. "I told you" came from clubhouse

What's the most village thing that happened in your match at the weekend? 🏏

@gerardtbaker @jonsopel Oh shit, he was serious. I thought he was being facetious.

“This makes no sense at all but I trust my leader so much that it must be right.” Welcome to the Jonestown School of National Security Policy.

@pablolightfoot Just feel sorry they have to drink the crap beer that Greene King push on them.

What a wonderful photo 💙🤍

@wearetherace With the positions he has held within the sport he really should know better.

When Jon Noble commented on fans "falling in love" with F1 because of its speed, Stefano Domencali disputed that the sport is bigger than having the best drivers, and the racing itself:

I think we've fucked it #itfc

@LBC @trussliz WTF are you doing putting this person on

'If we had Kamala Harris, the West would be facing a very serious crisis...' Former Prime Minister @trussliz lauds Trump as ‘a very good President’, praising his handling of the Iran war.

@greateranglia Hi, will what turned out to be 2030 from LST connect with 2228 Felixstowe train? If not, what are options? Thanks

⚠️Network Rail staff are on site and will have the problem resolved as soon as possible Elizabeth Line will pass Greater Anglia ticket holders between Liverpool Street and Shenfield c2c will pass Greater Anglia ticket holders between Fenchurch Street and Southend Central Alternate routes on the Greater Anglia Network Travelling from London to Norwich (approximate journey time up to 3 hours) Travel on the Stansted Express from London Liverpool Street to Stansted Airport and change there for services to Norwich. Travel on Greater Anglia trains to Cambridge and change there for the first available train to Ely. Change again at Ely for the first available train to Norwich. Travelling from London to Ipswich (approximate journey time up to 3 hours) Travel on the Greater Anglia train from London Liverpool Street to Cambridge and change there for services to Ipswich.

@NorwichCityFC It's literally all you had and now you've fucked that. Always in our shadow. Budgie cunts #itfc #ncfc

Defeat.

@IpswichTown Absolutely chuffed for the lad. Best game for us yet.

Kasey reacting to his first goal for Town. ⚽️

@itfchelp Is Ashton happy with this? If he's got his number he should call him and tell him to fuck off with this shit

@GavinSeeHowells @NOLZEYFTC @ElderGrizzly @IpswichTown All the club had to do was show them this. Hiring of the conference room is one thing, but to be holding up a shirt with his name on, pictures in front of sponsors, the club should have said no.

@abblue2106 @NOLZEYFTC @ElderGrizzly @IpswichTown The guy is bellend, an opportunist and a grifter. He's also an MP. If the club had banned him, can you imagine the stink? He's dragged the club into this, meaning whatever they did it would be wrong.

Woeful judgement from @IpswichTown. It looked bad yesterday when it was just a ‘conference room booking’. This is PR suicide for a family club #itfc

@NOLZEYFTC @ElderGrizzly @IpswichTown Who's going to make that call? People such as Sarah Pochin - “it drives me mad when I see adverts full of black people, full of Asian people”

@abblue2106 @ElderGrizzly @IpswichTown People like your friend wouldn’t be removed as by the sounds of it he’s assimilated & makes a good contribution to our society. Removing the indefinite leave will penalise people who do not integrate and contribute nothing that we are now stuck with due to the fact they have ILTR

@NOLZEYFTC @ElderGrizzly @IpswichTown What about supporters? Their policy will see indefinite leave to remain removed from those with settled status, you know, people here legally. People like a friend of mine who's worked since they came here. Is married to a Brit and has children in school here. Get to fuck

@abblue2106 @ElderGrizzly @IpswichTown Wouldn’t want any of your players kicked out you moron. Everyone’s issues is with illegal undocumented fighting age men coming here on boats not a professional footballer who contributes to the country.

@Jo_Caulfield Yeah. Might now need to re-watch the series to forget about the film.

Can’t believe how much they fvcked that film up from the TV series. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

@TheBishF1 I wouldn't fancy speed bumps in that with the way the exhaust is hanging down. Wouldn't fancy parking it in Sainsbury's either.

Wow! This is a real rarity in the UK, spotted & snapped in Morden, south London, earlier this morning. It’s a ’63 Mercury Monterey 4-door sedan, which was a ‘breezeway’ car, in other words it was equipped with a roll-down rear screen. It also had a 390cu in (6391cc) V8 engine. 💪