Gabby

The continuation

Some people wonder the meaning of life or the benefits of doing good in the world. I wonder about the more pressing issues.

Somebody finally told me how to do this in 2025 guys. It's all good.

So, um, how do I delete an accidental retweet that I totally did not make while gay panicking at 5 am

Somehow, there are still four ahead of you. I'd just head home at this point.

Bella, follow me for updates on your reservation.

To Bella who accidentally used my number for the waitlist at Eggspectation San Antonio, you are now 5th in line, bestie. You're moving up in the world!

Why does everyone in Trader Joe's look like they have decor specifically for fall?

I know today is not the fourth of July. I just wanted to celebrate early.

To the person from England that tried to access my account with fourteen measly followers on it, I hope you have a happy Fourth of July.

The waiter at 54th street is my enemy

@jleann27 This is why wlw have sucky gaydar.

@chickenfriedliz Was the grown adult Janelle?

Having to explain sales tax to a grown adult at 10 a.m.

My grandma bought me acne cream and said, "I thought it would help." :(

@jleann27 This made me feel ill

Just remembered when I was working at a gas station and this man held the door open for me and, instead of saying thank you, I habitually asked, "Are you a member of Murphy Drive Rewards?"

@SuperSampira I don' t know what this means but good for you king

That awkward moment when I have more points on the Spurs home count than about half of the Spurs current roster

Took me a second to realize that the man is npt Ed Sheeran

Hulu is now streaming Glee and this really is a happy pride month

@jleann27 Is your dad named David?

Made my account private again solely so I could tweet this: Fuck you David. I hope your french fries are forever soggy. Please stop checking yourself out in your camera. We can all see you doing it. Please.

@jleann27 Stealing a dog is a big move. What did he do?