Fran

“I feel like a Tory talking about the white company and neom” aim

@CoryRocker That’s terrible looool

@abcdefran_ We were joking about women loving Lucozade at work today and I said "Lucozade?! More like LucoSEX!!!" and I think it might be the funniest thing anyone's ever said.

Saying "[Insert thing here]?! More like..." and then saying something really shit is the absolute peak of comedy.

At bottomless brunch and I’m the only one who got ID’d incredible

Just worked out I’ll probs need about 143 granny squares for a blanket and I have done … 17

If we don’t get anymore nice sunny days before summer ends I’m gonna go mad

Constantly debating whether to save up and buy a house or go travelling again

Went out in Wakefield last night instead of leeds and I only spent £40 instead of the usual £100 can’t believe it

Can’t believe I’ve got hay fever for the first time this year I wanna die

Absolutely wasting the nicest day of the year fighting for my life with this hangover

Getting memories of Colombia, Thailand and Croatia from 1, 4 and 5 years ago at the same time is not the one

WHY have my joy cons started drifting today of all days

Can’t believe I spent all winter excited for spring and the weather is as miserable as ever

Is there anything more miserable than eating cold cardboardy McDonald’s chips after a night out

@aaiimmeeee_ @thehotpots @becstudentODP Omg road trip to hull

@CoryRocker Happy bday!!!!🥳

Today is my 30th birthday so you all have to say nice things to me. It's the law x

Bought cozy grove on switch this morning and I love it

Can’t enjoy the happy moments of post-apocalyptic stuff cos I’m just stressed waiting for something to go wrong

Feel like this stale winter has lasted for about 10 years can it be summer already

Can’t believe I watched the whole of Alice in borderland season 2 today