HibiliSamurai 🇳🇬

@rukks90 I'm not 6'1 Does only dish count Do you mean like in the same house or just regularly check up on them

I want to marry a man who is: - Virgin - 6'1 height - Never Smoke - willing to stay with one wife - Earns 500k per month - Knows cooking - Tells me before going anywhere - Clean past - Live with my parents like his own. Where would I find a Man like that please it's urgent 😩🥹?

@InsideIlorin_NG Lol

@onlyken1 No be WizKid way perform with Justin Bieber last month

Asake is bigger than wizkid currently prove me wrong

@musa_kiliya Lol

@eleshomorenike Inverter & solar no basic sha

There are some basic amenities that every newlywed in Nigeria must have. They are: 1. Washing machine 2. Air fryer 3. Blender 4. Refrigerator 5. Air Conditioner 6. Generator 7. Television 8. Solar panels 9. Inverter If you and your partner cannot afford these, don’t get married.

@Qu_Estique So there shouldn't leave if there get something better or if the job isn't worth the stress

H a t e it when employees resign.

@MrOlibaba Na the last working day of the month be that

Banks will pay you salary on the 22nd, sometimes on the 20th and you'll be happy. Then fast forward to 30th salary is gone. Then you'll start the new month broke.

@Qeebah20 E no talk am you still bring am here. Waiting you for talk he said he is broke now

This guy stopped replying my message because of 40k😂. It’s not that difficult sha, if you’re broke just say it lol 😂😂

@ayanfenikky Lie

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a skill that only men have🤭🧐

Is it okay for a married woman to still have her ex’s number? (Her cousin) and then now they’re becoming so close and chatting 24/7 🤔

@tessysmitha Says who

A 40-year-old man has no business being with a woman younger than 28..

@caraksha103 What of 2

A master’s degree is NOT a magic ticket to a better paid job anymore.

@educatedtug01 How far borrow me I want to check something

I met this girl last month and within two weeks we started dating. Since then, things have been moving mad. I closed a 75 million deal, got two cars and secured two houses. You can call it coincidence if you like, but everything just started falling into place after she came into my life. So now I’m actually wondering… is it just timing or can someone really come into your life and change everything like this?

@papshine_t I think you would do the same thing if a female you like rejected you like that no?

There’s this female colleague of mine Very kind girl. She helps with my workload, waits for me after work, even brings me food every morning. Her jollof rice, fried plantain and chicken? Omo… top tier I knew she liked me, but I only saw her as a friend. Last Friday, she said she wanted to talk. Then she confessed her feelings fully. After everything she said, my only reply was... "You are not my spec." I saw the shock on her face, but we parted. Now this morning… She came with only her own food. Jollof rice, Plantain and Fried chicken I moved closer and said, "Where my own?" She looked at me and said... "Are you my boyfriend?" Omo… This is pure wickedness, right?

@Ravenismeee Why?

Correct me if I’m wrong but a 30year old man has no business dating a 18-23 year old girl.

@Atilolahafeezah Anyone

Arranged marriage or you want to meet the love of your life yourself???

@shubhvanii Lol

As a man, after 27 years of age you've only 3 choices: -Marry ugly woman -Be a stepdad -Single forever (lf you're not rich)

@AdewoleAhi25040 Thank you

I will marry one because I love cooking

@tall_chilizzy Na bolt you use go back house?

So I went on a date yesterday, and this man had the audacity to tell me to order food worth 25k… like what exactly is going on with men these days? Meanwhile, I ordered a food platter worth 85k… now tell me, who exactly was supposed to pay for that? Omo… this so-called “big boy” literally got up and left me at the restaurant. Imagine being stranded because of a broke guy forming rich, driving GLE on top. The audacity is actually alarming.

@Omotola2326 The woman that the tall men refuse to marry

But who will marry all this short men?🌚🫴