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Maestra: Como castigo ahora te sentarás con las niñas Yo a los 8 años:

I like the gym because seeing the same 5 people every day and never speaking to them is the kind of socializing I enjoy

if you’re 16-19 i suggest you put all yo trust into that girl you like it’s time to learn a valuable lesson

Watching Atletico win the tie midweek vs. Watching Atletico lose a final on the weekend.

Never underestimate Allah's ability to numb your heart towards something that was once very important to you

i dey face am with swag na why you no notice.

The best way to motivate your bros is to show them it’s possible by doing it yourself

As a man, the most GANGSTA thing you can do is get mad at yourself for wasting your potential and then rebuild your entire life from that anger. Don't ever settle. You're made for more.

Egyptians be like “Ana Gay”

Gym nggas be eating lightly seasoned ground beef and white rice for dinner for 6 days straight man

She won I haven’t dated in 3 years

Lo de Mendy no es por calidad es por superioridad racial, otro nebro lo ve y instintivamente lo reconoce como su líder, como el que preña a las hembras. Por eso se cagan.

Real Madrid have not won the UCL since 2024

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What a privilege it is to afford a gym, buy healthy food, pay bills, have legs that walk, eyes that see, a brain that functions, work every day, and take our bodies to their full potential.

I started taking risks when I realised we will all die one day and it won’t matter then. Since then I’ve never been broke it’s been upward financially.

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This is the best time I always read since I’m not tweeting.

“A moving man will surely meet his luck” must be the greatest quote from our generation.

Niggas get a little money & go hang with the niggas that laughed at them when they was broke nickelodeon ass niggas